It's annoying when two or more questions in your textbook are disguised as one, amirite?

Sweet, only one problem!



Teaching students that Evolution or The Big Bang are SCIENTIFIC FACTS is wrong, because in fact they are both theoretical. amirite?
The emoticon ;( just doesn't make sense, amirite?

someone got something in their eye and is not happy about it

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Its annoying when a post starts with "admit it", as if it was some big secret, amirite?

Especially when its followed up with something really mundane like 'admit it, you love pasta', that nobody has any trouble admitting to. If it was something people wouldn't easily confess too, like 'admit it, you've watched animal porn on the internet' then fair play.

You could be in a coma right now and you wouldn't even know, amirite?
If Harry Potter was a Hufflepuff, Deathly Hallows would've been 2 pages long, amirite?
@justfuckmeup What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

in the wizarding world it is known as anybody with a penis more than 10 inches long. Sirius Black is a known Hufflepuff.

If Harry Potter was a Hufflepuff, Deathly Hallows would've been 2 pages long, amirite?
@"I don't always drink, but when I do, it's my drugs," amirite?

"I don't always comment, but when I do, it's in this format"

Imagine how long it would take to decide on a company name. It's like your username, except it actually matters, amirite?

I'd own a hardware store.

Some people are really good at puns, while others arepun't, amirite?
@Trogdor A good pun is its own reword.


I'm not actually Russian. wary smilie

One of the smartest wishes wouldn't be to have "all the money in the world". It would be to wish that you always had the exact amount of money for whatever you needed/wanted to buy for life, amirite?
@beinganonymous that reminds me of a joke... im on my phone, so i can't copy/paste it, but i believe its called something like a...

an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress... "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."

In the song 'Pretty Boy Swag', Soulja Boy sounds like he just ran a marathon and got excruciating chest pains in the process. [THIS ...RIGH HERE...IS MAH....SWAAG...] If you have to take a breath after every word, maybe you shouldn't be singing. Amirite?

I am really happy the Wheel Chair Kid from "Malcom in the Middle" put out a song.

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If you had to use a gardening tool to defend yourself during the zombie apocalypse, you'd use this, amirite?
@SuperSukh For some reason, I would use a rake. I don't even know why, I just feel so attracted to a red rake.

Lay a few rakes radially around you with the pole pointing to you. You'll be invincible.

While taking a dump, you always have to bring an electronic device with you. For example your phone, iPod, psp, etc., amirite?

What else would I watch porn on?

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When Adele says "I don't want to be some skinny mini with my tits out” and goes out doing a model shoot with her boobs hanging out, it defeats her whole point, amirite?

Can I get the link? Err... for science of course! wary smilie