Sweet, only one problem!
:) I love you back.
someone got something in their eye and is not happy about it
Especially when its followed up with something really mundane like 'admit it, you love pasta', that nobody has any trouble admitting to. If it was something people wouldn't easily confess too, like 'admit it, you've watched animal porn on the internet' then fair play.
Hey, the talking dog at the shell shack is SINGING.
in the wizarding world it is known as anybody with a penis more than 10 inches long. Sirius Black is a known Hufflepuff.
"I don't always comment, but when I do, it's in this format"
I'd own a hardware store.
Hey, I'm Russian! RUSSIAN TO MAKE A COMMENT. LOL.
I'm not actually Russian.
an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress... "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."
I am really happy the Wheel Chair Kid from "Malcom in the Middle" put out a song.
Lay a few rakes radially around you with the pole pointing to you. You'll be invincible.
What else would I watch porn on?
Can I get the link? Err... for science of course!