steelerman113

In a way, cheating makes sense if you're a teenager in high school. If an extremely hot person wants to have sex with you, then you might as well do it if you want to because it's highly unlikely that you'll stay together with your current partner and get married. Why miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime, amirite?

Yeah, and I'm gonna go murder someone because we all know they're gonna die eventually.

Randomly purchasing 32 watermelons and then eating 17 of them isn't normal, but on math it is, amirite?
It makes no sense that in drugstores, sick people have to go to the back of the store to get a prescription, but healthy and able-bodied people can get cigarettes at the front of the store, amirite?
@1291096

Jesus, just cure us all already.

Don't call yourself a Pokemon freak if you know what a Pikachu is. The real masters are the ones that know how to catch a Red Garados. amirite?

Don't call yourself a pokemon freak if you can't spell "gyarados", amirite?

If it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown, we should all go around telling fat people bad news, amirite?

McDonald's is shutting down!

If you think about it many of the stories we grew up with have bad morales. Peter Pan: It's okay to follow charismatic strangers out the window, Cinderella: It's okay to sneak out of the house and go to a party, etc. amirite?

But those aren't the overall messages of the stories. That's like saying Harry Potter teaches kids it's okay to kill bald guys

Don't poke people on facebook. Poking leads to commenting.Commenting leads to talking on chat. Talking on chat leads to inboxing. Inboxing leads to meeting up. Meeting up leads to going out. Going out leads to sex. Sex leads to babys. So unless you want to have babys, don't poke people, amirite?

Don't eat apples. Apples lead to eating other healthy fruits and veggies. Eating healthier leads to a general healthy lifestyle. Living healthier leads self confidence. Self confidence leads to excessive flirting, which leads to sex, which leads to babies. So, don't eat apples.

Voldemort would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids, amirite?
It sucks when someone says, "Bear with me" but they don't and you're stuck there growling by yourself, amirite?

It sucks when you ask a guy carrying a sofa if he needs any help with it, and he just rolls his eyes says "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw."

Then he gets pissed if you actually do it

Why did Harry HAVE to participate in the Goblet of Fire? What would have happened if he just didn't show up? amirite?

He didn't, he participated in the Triwizard Tournament, the entrants were determined by the Goblet of Fire

Paper clips are just staples for people with commitment issues, amirite?
Straight people: girls- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey so it's suck. guys- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey and your straight so it also sucks. amirite?
Have you ever been to Antarctica? Do you even know anyone thats been there? Ok then, how do we know FOR REAL that it is even there? amirite?

Yeah you know what? I bet the sun is a conspiracy to hide from us the fact that our planet is really kept functioning by gigantic purple penguins. I mean, why not?

There's no way it was an "accident" that the Earth magically formed by itself and had oxygen, water, sunlight, and humans who "accidentally" were made but coincidentally had reproductive organs, brains, and body parts perfectly arranged so that we could move and breathe and think. Why couldn't God just have done all that stuff on purpose? amirite?