Yeah, and I'm gonna go murder someone because we all know they're gonna die eventually.
If Timmy had asked Dinkleberg he would've gotten it
Or world hunger.
Jesus, just cure us all already.
Don't call yourself a pokemon freak if you can't spell "gyarados", amirite?
McDonald's is shutting down!
But those aren't the overall messages of the stories. That's like saying Harry Potter teaches kids it's okay to kill bald guys
Don't eat apples. Apples lead to eating other healthy fruits and veggies. Eating healthier leads to a general healthy lifestyle. Living healthier leads self confidence. Self confidence leads to excessive flirting, which leads to sex, which leads to babies. So, don't eat apples.
Not for Voldemort
It sucks when you ask a guy carrying a sofa if he needs any help with it, and he just rolls his eyes says "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw."
Then he gets pissed if you actually do it
He didn't, he participated in the Triwizard Tournament, the entrants were determined by the Goblet of Fire
Loving your own comment I see
Yeah you know what? I bet the sun is a conspiracy to hide from us the fact that our planet is really kept functioning by gigantic purple penguins. I mean, why not?
I don't think the Bible is a valid source for an argument.