Stereotypesexist

You can have all the money in the world, but there's one thing you will never have… a dinosaur. amirite?

Welcome to Jurassic Park! ‘Queue music'

In fact the sky is not-blue. amirite?

But... He's Mr. Blue Sky

If there was a jab to cure stupidity, they'd refuse to have it, amirite?

I mean, a vaccine to cure stupidity would literally be one of the sketchiest sounding things ever.

If you had a perfectly clear sphere that was perfectly filled, you couldn't tell by looking at it whether it was filled with solid glass, water, air, or a vacuum. amirite?

I know a hoover when I see one!

Almost everyone who's ever been alive is already dead, amirite?

I've died, just not permanently yet

If you like fox-girls that look more like a girl, you're a weeb. But if you like fox-girls that look more like a fox, you're a furry... amirite?
@Surfaces Senpai!!!!

Oniiichan I'm stuck in the washing machinee

People who live in rented homes are technically homeless. amirite?

People who live in rented homes are technically not homeowners. Fixed that for you.

In fact the sky is not-blue. amirite?
One day people are going to be shocked they actually allowed smoking in society, amirite?

Eventually the same will be said for fast food

sewing is weird. it's just stabbing cloth with smaller cloth until it's clothes. amirite?

Stabbing cloth with needles, so no

Carbon is the backbone of all living things. It has 6 protons, 6 neutrons and 6 electrons. The number of the beast is designed into the atomic template of all lifeforms. amirite?

Silicon based lifeforms have entered the chat

Scientists: too busy recording the groundbreaking discovery to care about the joke I was originally making

Car doors are the only doors you're supposed to slam. amirite?

Do you own your own car? And if so do you slam the doors on it?

A pregnant dog is a dog filled with dogs, amirite?
Homosexuality is most likely humanity's natural form of population control. amirite?

And so is ugliness

No matter what year it is someone will find a way to make glasses out of that number, amirite?

1991 is definitely my favorite