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It is much classier to ask a girl's permission to kiss her than just going in for the kill amirite?

i would want it just to happen, not be asked.

Girls: When we put guys into the friend zone, it means they have potential. Amirite?
Girls: When you where younger and you watched Drake & Josh you always thought Drake was SO hot...but looking at him now you realize he is a short, skinny, ginger... amirite?

hey now! gingers can be hot...like Rupert Grint:)

Whoever came up with the phrase "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me" didn't know what the hell they were talking about, amirite?

“Sticks and stones may break our bones, but words will break our hearts.” ~Robert Fulghum

People who watched the last Harry Potter movie: The theater cheered when Molly said "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" amirite?

i was so afraid that they were gonna leave that part out; when i finally saw it i was like, "HELL YEAH!"

It's sad how many Americans can't think of a country starting with the letter "U", amirite?
Girls: there is some really random things about guys you find sexy. For example: I think a guy jumping a wall is sexy, amirite?

When guys roll their sleeves up to their elbows. GAH.

Or when they chew on the end of their pen.

Playing an instrument. And when they sing while playing guitar/piano.

And when guys' hair is wet. Or after sports, when it's sweaty. SO HOT.

You hate it when people say your lunch looks or smells gross, amirite?

Them: "What is that?" disgusted face
You: " It's insert food item"
Them: "Grossss!"

Well screw you.

The Emperor's New Groove was an awesome movie, but Emperor's New School is garbage, amirite?

PULL THE LEVER, KRONK!

You know you're a band geek if you named your instrument, amirite?

My clarinets are Batholomew and Gabriel. Ahhh they're so beautiful :)

adding the letter "z" to the end of a word makes it sound stupid, amirite?
If Bellatrix Lestrange had a facebook, she'd be like that annoying Christian girl who always posts about loving Jesus, except she'd rave about Voldemort. amirite?

"Like my status if you <3 the Dark Lord! Dark Lord foreva! <3 #AvadaKedavra"

Guys: you hate penis farts. amirite?
You don't understand why companies think misspelling a product's name would make it more appealing to kids, amirite?
If you don't understand all of the jokes then you are too young to watch the movie, amirite?

Hercules....man, i remember watching that in 2ND GRADE! Then I rewatched it last year and was like, "ooohhh."