+350You feel ridiculous when you start crushing on someone before you even get to know them, but sometimes you just can't help it. amirite?
+511People should stop baking things with love. Eventually, some greedy bastard scientist over at Coca-Cola will figure out love's formula, chemically reproduce it, and then get starving Chinese children to do nonstop manual labor in Coke's factories, producing the most amount of LOVE#57 for the least cost as Coke's CEO sits on a pile of coins, smoking a cigar, laughing maniacally as he rolls it in. So next time someone asks you what's in the cookies, just say, "Fuck you, that's what." Amirite?
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+623Life isn't actually short in terms of amount of time alive. It's just that we're expected to figure out in the first 20% how to spend the rest 80%. The only time we actually get to enjoy life purely for the enjoyment of life is during those 5-6 years before starting school. We're rushed through everything so much that the amount of time we spend actually "living" life is incredibly short, amirite?
+260Hogwarts is the equivalent of a ghetto school. It has killings, wars, forbidden territories, school ground fights, new teachers every year, because the last one got fired, the school is dangerous and some of the children are orphans, amirite?
+482Randomly kissing people is either "spontaneous" or "assault", depending on how attractive you are, amirite?
+305If you are going to tear somebody's grammar apart, make sure yours is flawless before you hit send, amirite?
+684Your favorite sex position is the one when you stare blankly at a computer screen for hours at a fucking time and sob uncontrollably because you're all alone and nobody loves you, amirite?