Tatum_MinusChanning

You know somebody with a nickname that has nothing to do with their actual name, amirite?

Like Fat Amy, when her real name's Fat Patricia

You hate it when people walk down/up escalators instead of standing and waiting for it to carry you. the entire point of escalators is so that you wont have to waste energy walking down a long and tiring staircase! it wont make you look athletic or fit to walk as if the escalator was broken or something. amirite?

Maybe they're just trying to be really efficient.

You're interested in seeing what the Mini Pop Kids/ Kidzbop do to Gangnum Style. "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" just isn't going to cut it. amirite?

It would probably be, "HEYYYY PRETTY LADDY!"

You love the feeling of complete control you get during a test after studying your ass off for it. It just makes conquering all the tricky little pitfalls and traps so much more satisfying. Like you'll look at a question and think, "Oh, you're trying to make me think the answer is B? Try again bitch", amirite?
Often times you think "Ooh I want to eat that, but I shouldn't. I'll just eat that other healthier thing." You wonder how different your body would look if you just always ate what you wanted the first time, amirite?

I wonder what my body would look like if I ate the healthy thing

Well the name Starbucks comes from the novel Moby Dick, the first mate's name is Starbuck and he's always drinking coffee. I just assumed that the mermaid was just going along with the whole mariner theme.

It's annoying when your class is watching a movie of some sort and one of the characters happens to have your name, and whenever they're mentioned everybody in the class whips their head towards you as if you were responsible for whatever they did, amirite?
It's annoying when your class is watching a movie of some sort and one of the characters happens to have your name, and whenever they're mentioned everybody in the class whips their head towards you as if you were responsible for whatever they did, amirite?
Your dogs paws smell like corn chips, amirite?

Tortilla chips! They totally do.

It's funny to think of the last song you heard and then add "in my ass" after it, amirite?

Jenny was a friend of mine in my ass

On the first day of the school when the teacher asks everyone to say an interesting fact about themselves, you instantly forget every aspect of your life, amirite?
Keith is the worst name a guy can have, amirite?

I know a guy whose parents named him Tree...

Teenagers: The bottle of vodka in your liquor cabinet is water. amirite?

My parents aren't fooled that easily

It'd be pretty tight to really turn your beds into bunk beds to make room for activities. Amirite?

Then you could go do karate in the garage

If you were going to propose to someone, the best day to do it would be on April Fool's, so that way, if they say no, you can just play it off as a joke, amirite?