Copied from Last Comic Standing!
for us it was "1-2-3- you're done"
I'm not gonna lie the only reason I posted this is to see if someone would comment and help me out with how to pronounce it.
The John Wall!!!!!!
Gee, I wonder if this was taken from Facebook
That 70s show!!!!!
Jeffrey Dahmer would be pleased
The one in Karate Kid is Jayden Smith
They should make an obese section in the back of all parking lots. That way, the fattys get to burn a few extra calories everyday, and the front of the parking lot won't be so full.
Just tell her you'll see her next Tuesday instead.
If there is a God, and Christians are right when they say He has plans for each one of us, wouldn't that mean that Atheism has to be a part of those plans? If he made everyone with a plan, and that plan is unwavering like people claim, doesn't that mean that He would have had to put Atheism into some people's plans, otherwise it wouldn't be here?
What if they're farmers? Then can they have them?
I had a dream that I was playing cello in the symphony (I don't think I've ever even touched a cello) and had to pee, but if I stopped playing, I would be fired. So, I just peed onstage while playing and when I woke up I had wet the bed.
For some reason the first time I read this, I got "Never use superlaxatives" and was confused. Then, I read it again and it made more sense.