I can't tell if you're trolling or just really stupid.
I am greatly offended by your negative stereotyping towards zombies.
You think YOU'VE come back from the dead?
Fuck I hate those things.
ZOMBIEEEE! ZOMBIEEEE! ZOMBIEEEE!
The apocalypse just got more annoying than ever.
An apple a day cannot keep The Doctor away. I know from experience.
Element 115: "Side effects include death from being too sexy."
What has been seen cannot be unseen. How do you think we ended up like THIS?!
I like your style.
And not just cannibals.
Holy shit, I never thought of that! This may be my last comment!
And then the zombie apocalypse will come when dumbasses start trying to experiment with cadavers! Awesome!
You'd better watch what you say, little miss. You might just start the apocalypse.
It'd be even weirder to end up as a zombie on your birthday. Then, would it be your REbirthday?