Shut the fuck up about the zombie apocalypse already, we have real things to worry about, amirite?

I can't tell if you're trolling or just really stupid.

When zombies take over the world, everyone should go to Costco. It has thick concrete walls, years worth of supplies, and the zombies can't get in unless they have a membership card. amirite?
Chris Hansen should help Rebecca Black's confusion and tell her to have a seat over there, amirite?
It's not fair that 'A dream within a dream within a dream' is an award winning blockbuster, but 'A woman within a woman within a woman' is just an unpopular Russian toy. They could've done so much more with that idea, amirite?
It'd be really weird if animals were like pokemon in that they said their names instead of making sounds. So instead of going "Meow" a cat would walk around going "CAAAAAAT! CAAAAAT! CATCATCATCAT!" Amirite?

ZOMBIEEEE! ZOMBIEEEE! ZOMBIEEEE!

The apocalypse just got more annoying than ever.

An apple a day may keep the doctor away but not the emergency room. Stupid eating disorders, amirite?

An apple a day cannot keep The Doctor away. I know from experience.

Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle and see "May cause extreme sexiness.", amirite?

Element 115: "Side effects include death from being too sexy."

Google needs an option to display only the results that the safesearch filter would have blocked, amirite?

What has been seen cannot be unseen. How do you think we ended up like THIS?!

Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle and see "May cause extreme sexiness.", amirite?
Shut the fuck up about the zombie apocalypse already, we have real things to worry about, amirite?
Cannibals have a cup of Joe every morning for breakfast, amirite?

And not just cannibals.

To commit suicide, it would be smart to combine two different methods, i.e. shooting yourself off of a building, amirite?

Holy shit, I never thought of that! This may be my last comment!

Might take a good while but eventually we will run out of space to bury our dead, amirite?

And then the zombie apocalypse will come when dumbasses start trying to experiment with cadavers! Awesome!

Admit it, it would be kind of fun to slay a few zombies, amirite?

You'd better watch what you say, little miss. You might just start the apocalypse.

It would be weird to die on your birthday. amirite?

It'd be even weirder to end up as a zombie on your birthday. Then, would it be your REbirthday?