It's possible for a girl to have a dress that shows off her curves, but still reminds people that she can read, amirite?

"Does this dress make me look illiterate?"

This site is amazing because it gives people a way to express their opinions worry free. So, it kind of ruins it when people post rude or mean comments for no reason. If you don't have an intelligent reply to a comment, shut up or go to a different site.

Okay I'm going to lay things down here, not as a moderator, not as staff, but as a long time member of this site.

Things have changed. Fact.
Does that mean the site has to be worse off because of it? Hell no.

People are complaining that they don't get any quality posts anymore, they point to the new staff, they point to the new changes. Let me tell you this: There are less quality posts because people are posting less quality posts. Why is this? You might ask. I like to think that it's because the members who would normally be posting funny/original/thought provoking things are instead spending their time posting complaints. You don't have to look very far, just open amirite and look at the POTD, I can guarantee that no matter what it is someone will have complained about it.
The POTD is a year or two old? People complain that the mods are trying to make amirite look good by putting up old popular things.
POTD is too new? Complaints that a POTD should have proven itself.
POTD is a joke? Complaints that you can't vote yes or no on it.
POTD is too serious? People complain that they used to be funny and witty.

Stop seeing the bad and start making the good. It is possible.

We should find out if we have Amirite? neighbors. Comment with a state. Comments on comments will be cities/towns. Subsequent comments will be districts, streets, etc. amirite?
Show me how the world is fair when Kurt Cobain and John Lennon are dead, and Yoko Ono and Courtney Love are still making money off of them.

The world isn't fair. I thought everyone knew that?

When you catch someone staring at you it is almost never a case of them thinking you are odd looking or repulsive, it is almost always that they find you alluring and are calculating their chances of mating with you, unless you are a waiter, then they just want another drink. Amirite?
There are two types of girls: ones that look out the window, and ones that look at their reflection in the window.

Then sometimes people are blind

Nothing says 'I dont take you seriously' like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him

I would never be able to yell at my dog. If he messes up, the worst he'll get from me is "Awwwwwww, who's so bad? Ohmygod I didn't mean that, I'm so sorry." And then I'll give him a treat or something to make up for it. He's surprisingly well disciplined, considering.

It's funny how people are so easily willing to take on a zombie apocalypse when most of them won't even stand up to a spider, amirite?

Spiders have so many legs and eyes, and the fangs. People also won't treat you like like you're crazy if you shoot a zombie with a gun. Use it on a spider and suddenly it's "over the top" and "unnecessary".

You'd pay a fair bit of money to see ActionMan and StickCaveman mud wrestling each other, amirite?

I'd probably lose being that I'm skinny as hell and don't know anything about wrestling. I suppose I know a little about mud so maybe that'd be my advantage.

Listen baby, I'm sorry. It's not you, it's-a-me. MARIO! No, but seriously this relationship is over.

Wait, I'm confused. I remember there being a lot of jokes on this site that weren't exactly things that you agreed or disagreed on but everyone's ragging on this one?

I wrote an essay that had to be 4 to 5 pages long but 3 & a half pages is still pretty legit, amirite?

If it's suppose to be 4 then you should make it 4. Even if you have to bullshit your way there.
I hear making the font on periods does wonders but you might want to look elsewhere for advice if you're looking for that.

An advantage shouldn't be taken away from someone just because it cannot be given to everyone. It may be unfair for people to have more advantages in life than others, but it is unjust to take them away just to make everybody even, Amirite?
@Watchful_questioneer what's that?

It's basically where we let minorities into colleges they don't deserve to be in and give them jobs they aren't qualified for because our ancestors from 200 years ago were mean to their ancestors from 200 years ago. Oh, and in the college area of affirmative action, it shouldn't come as a major shock that many of the students admitted under affirmative action get horrible grades and often flunk out.

... But it's all for equality, right? Because that's what equality is, isn't it? Giving one group priority over another group. Affirmative action goes against the very idea that the color of your skin doesn't matter. It goes against the very fucking idea of equality.

On crime shows, most characters call each other by their last names, amirite?

"What happened here?" I grunted, flicking away my cigarette and surveying the scene. Bodies. Three of them. Sprawled out on the wet pavement in front of a seedy-looking drugstore. From the corner of my eye I noted the name, lkro's Pub, flickering from a faded neon sign. "Doesn't look good Stories" said Daniels, looking up from his notepad briefly to address me. "Murders, all three of em". Stepping closer to the recently deceased I made note of their post numbers "These aren't new posts Daniels, week olds all of them." It wasn't often we had trouble from the Just in gang, and never this close to the Home page. I pulled my collar up tighter against the rain, and dug into my pocket for a new cigarette "We might have trouble Daniels", I muttered, lighting up a cigarette and pausing to inhale deeply. "Did you notice these were all Just in pagers?". "I did" Daniels replied, his brow creasing, "Wouldn't have expected it from them" Wind filled the street, whipping up a frenzy of trash and newspapers. Suddenly I spotted something, a marking on one of the victims foreheads. Pushing aside a strand of hair the outline of a trollface became clear. I inhaled quickly "We've got ourselves a troll"

There's always that kid who is unnecessarily super secretive. Like they'll say something like "Dude, did you hear about Sarah and Max?" "No, what'd they do?" "I can't tell you here but it's super crazy, meet me at the gas station in two hours and 36 minutes." And then when they finally tell you it's super lame like they might have hooked up two years ago, amirite?

I have a great story for this! But we can't discuss it right now... Meet me here in exactly three days.

Success means doing things that others won't, amirite?

If everyone walks across a bridge and I jump off it does that make me successful?