-813Typical atheist family: ''Hey dad, I'm back from fucking a hooker, where's mom?'', ''She's out getting an abortion'', ''OK, I'll just go to my room'', ''Hold on son, there are 2 gay men having sex in there, wait until they're done'', ''OK'', amirite?
+310Real men don't stand by the shower with thir arm in the path of the water waiting for the right temperature. They stand directly under the showerhead when they first turn it on, amd make a fist and scream, ''YEAH!'' when the water first hits them, amirite?
-151It sucks when you're putting on your pants in the morning, but your dick rips them open because it's large, amirite?
+297What the HELL does a giant bunny walking around laying colorful eggs and hiding them for people to find have to do with the resurrection of Jesus Christ, amirite?
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+449Don't be sad or think the world is messed up because lots of kids are having sex under 18 these days. It's ALWAYS been like that. In fact, girls used to get MARRIED at 15 or 16, and that was normal. You grandma or great grandma was probably under 20 when she was married. (ask her), amirite?
+293Singing about sweaters (Weezer) is better than singing about bitches and killing people, amirite?
+129Everything we eat used to be living, so vegetarians and vegans should stop saying meat is murder, because they are also murdering plants, amirite?
+150The 90's were easily the best decade of music, stock market, TV, and kids methods of having fun, amirite?
+28Harry Potter fans are just as annoying as Twilight fans. They are hypocritical. They are disgusted that twilight fans adore a fictional vampire, but fail to realize that they worship a fictional wizard. Twilight has mylifeistwilight, Harry has averagewizard. They are both annoying, amirite?
+196It's stupid how middle school kids ask people to go to the dance with each other. I middle schooler cannot drive there for they're not taking each other. Plus it would be awkward for your mom to pick up your "date" to go to the dance, amirite?