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A wasp's mission in nature is to fuck shit up wherever it goes. When you see a wasp you stand the fuck still. You chill the fuck out and hope the wasp doesn't put you on its list of shit it wants to fuck up today. You stand right the fuck there and wait for the wasp to finish up its business and move on with its rampage, and then you go the fuck home. Amirite?

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.

Anonymous +28Reply
A wasp's mission in nature is to fuck shit up wherever it goes. When you see a wasp you stand the fuck still. You chill the fuck out and hope the wasp doesn't put you on its list of shit it wants to fuck up today. You stand right the fuck there and wait for the wasp to finish up its business and move on with its rampage, and then you go the fuck home. Amirite?
@Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew! Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word? Cartman: Jew?...

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school councelor!?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!?
Cartman: Oh, oh im sorry... pulls out megaphone HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS.... Mr. Garrison?

TheShamWowGuys avatar TheShamWowGuy +22Reply
@dariaintheskyy does it matter if she spits?I mean you did get to cum in her mouth and thats all that really matters.

I won't allow my unborn children to be spat out, like some mouthwash.
They are the fruit of my loins, and as such they shall be enjoyed!

Francoiss avatar Francois +12Reply
Some days, you feel like an angry black woman, amirite?

AW HELL NO!
That bitch did not just take the last pair of size 7 red pumps!
Hold my earrings Shaniqua!

Montanas avatar Montana +32Reply
They need to invent something like a punching bag, except it breaks after you hit it a few times. Breaking something relieves stress better than just hitting it, amirite?

A pinata?

Anonymous +6Reply
I just don't understand why they make "natural looking makeup" honestly, if you want your face to look natural, don't wear it, amirite?

Posts like this just piss me the hell off. Not everyone looks awesome with no makeup. Very few people do. Some girls even have acne scars, skin discoloration and other things that they like to use makeup to cover up. Natural looking makeup makes it appear that you're not wearing it at all, while you still ARE. it makes you look nice, without everyone knowing you need it. Trust me, if girls stopped wearing makeup, guys would stop the "oh we like natural beauty better" and start bitching about how we don't try at all to be attractive.

Chapsticks avatar Chapstick +44Reply
It's annoying when two or more questions in your textbook are disguised as one, amirite?

My economics textbook seriously puts 5 or so questions into one question. It just lists the questions one after the other.
It's like a little kid.

Zeerusts avatar Zeerust 0Reply
Theres always one person who ridiculously overuses "cool story bro" and everytime they say it you want to punch them for how annoying they are, amirite?

riveting tale chap

names avatar name +2Reply
You really feel for Japan. An earthquake is bad enough, but they got the 5th strongest one in recorded history, then a huge tsunami, THEN nuclear problems. Not to mention all the aftershocks, most as big as a size-able quake themselves, amirite?
@harrypotterwhatwhat dont forget about the volcano :(

VOLCANO?
wtf did GOD pms one day and just aimed at Japan?

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice +22Reply
Paper clips are just staples for people with commitment issues, amirite?
@1099715

Staple removers are for people who are confident enough to say they can commit to something, and then make poor decisions.

Universums avatar Universum +46Reply
I always hear people say, "I'm not a racist, but-" but never the other way around. It would be funny to hear someone say,"I am a racist, but the black kid at school is a fucking legend.", amirite?

Im racist but, that jewish kid really knows a good bargain when he sees one.

Montanas avatar Montana +43Reply
I always hear people say, "I'm not a racist, but-" but never the other way around. It would be funny to hear someone say,"I am a racist, but the black kid at school is a fucking legend.", amirite?
@1074436

i thought COTD was cunt of the day. I liked that better.

junnys avatar junny +22Reply
The little rubber at the end of your pencil was so annoying, because there was always that little bit which remained in the casing that you couldn't use unless you took it out, and then you'd lose it within 5 minutes, amirite?
@1039305

Lolol Condompencil for the win.

Sinners avatar Sinner +12Reply
Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?