Hay is kind of like French fries for horses, amirite?

More like lo mein.

February isn't spelt Febuary but January isn't spelt Janruary, amirite?

They're spelled the way they're pronounced. If you're saying "Febuary" and "Janruary," you're doing it wrong.

There may come a day where you will need two cars because you will have one on the charger and still need to go somewhere. amirite?

? Why would you have a second car only to be used when one is charging? That's silly, you can just call a friend or taxi or Uber for the rare times that your car will charging and you need to go.

There may come a day where you will need two cars because you will have one on the charger and still need to go somewhere. amirite?
Attraction isn't about love. Its simply a signal to our brains to reproduce in order to keep the human race alive. Once we reproduce our jobs are done. And that's why divorce rates are so high. amirite?
@HolgerSturm I have friends that I enjoy talking to and laughing with but I would never sign a binding contract that puts my...

Then you don't know any you'd do all that stuff with and also dick down savagely / receive savage dick from.

If you're a hot girl you can drive the ugliest car in the world and no guy bats an eye but a hot guy driving a POS is a failure. amirite?
@Cheytuflya Going further, a hot guy driving an expensive car probably has a tiny weiner.

Having a small dick is life ruining to the point of basically being a disability, not really something to make fun at

If appliances could experience emotions, the 7, 8, and 9 buttons on a microwave would feel really neglected. amirite?

I consciously press odd numbers specifically because of this. Oh 30 seconds, I'll set it to 29 or 31. One minute, I'll give you 57 seconds.

The scariest thing to see when camping alone at night isn't a bear, it's a human, amirite?
Erasers are slowly dying because of our mistake, amirite?
Based on the logic of heaven/hell in Lucifer, all sociopaths go to heaven. amirite?

Heaven would be so boring for a sociopath

Everyone is ambidextrous when it comes to trimming your finger nails. amirite?

Yes.
I bite my nails

The upper level of a house is "upstairs" while the lower level of a house is "downstairs". Therefore, the main level of a house is technically "stairs". amirite?

The attic is upupstairs and the basement is downdownstairs

For all we know, entrance to heaven or hell could rest on the perentage of shopping carts we successfully return to the corral. amirite?

It will be a close call for me.

Schrodinger's cat is definitely dead because he put it in that box in 1935. amirite?

Schrödinger's cat never existed. It can't be dead if it was never alive.

Erotic word for vagina is pussy, penis is cock, but ass doesn't have one. amirite?