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It is a well known fact that Batman would beat Superman in a fight, amirite?
It is a well known fact that Batman would beat Superman in a fight, amirite?
@Nope. In a surprise attack, where Batman has no knowledge of Superman's existence, Batman gets stomped 100% of the...

"If Clark wanted to, he could use his superspeed and squish me into the cement. But I know how he thinks. Even more than the Kryptonite, he's got one big weakness. Deep down, Clark's essentially a good person... and deep down, I'm not."

Life is a choose your own adventure game where it seems like there are no right answers. amirite?
There are fruits and vegetables on a pizza. amirite?
@Elitedata-wolf2 Tomato is a fruit, but unless grains are vegetables, you'll have to explain that to me

Vegetables. Peppers, mushrooms, onions, garlic, capers and a million other veggies.

Do you always go veggieless? Pizza is such an easy way to get those veggies in..

When pronouncing 'Empty', the E, P and Y are useless, amirite?
@I think this is specific to your accent.

I mean if you said it without the p, no one going to look at you weird

When pronouncing 'Empty', the E, P and Y are useless, amirite?
Tonal languages like Mandarin probably have way more potential for puns. amirite?
You don't realize how much urine gets on your pants until you pee in shorts. amirite?
@avrahamabulafia w-what is the difference? Am I doing it wrong? I think you might be doing it wrong.

Splashback is real. You never pissed in a urinal in shorts and felt tiny little droplets bounce and hit your legs?

You don't realize how much urine gets on your pants until you pee in shorts. amirite?