This helped me get over my fear of crowded places too.
-Did he say "Glass of juice" or "Gas the Jews"?
-I dunno, but he's in a pretty bad mood, so we'd best do both just incase.
(Miss.Brittany): What the hell kind of accent have you got?!
I love the way people felt the need to comment that it doesn't, it's like they think the rest of us are just sitting here going "Spelling? Fuck that, I'm taking this guy's word for it."
This post doesn't make sense, things which don't make sense cause confusion, confusion causes ignorance, ignorance causes hate, hate causes evil, evil causes fear, fear causes aggression, aggression causes war.
So this post must be responsible for war.
"I'm alright with the moving staircases and the tree that beats the shit out of things, but has anyone noticed that Hagrid's hut is sometimes slightly further away?"
"I don't have the heart to take my finger off this letter yet, it'l be like saying goodbye to the word I just typed, I'm gonna need a moment."
You can fit into slightly smaller spaces than you could before.
You have a secret place to store something toe-sized.
It's easier to squeeze into smaller shoes if they don't have your size.
Fun thing to show off at parties.
If you drop something heavy there is a lower chance of it hitting your toes than there was before.
It will teach your other toes a lesson.
It's probably one of the easiest ways to find out whether your limbs grow back.
If you ever became a fictional villain from 300 years ago and needed a nickname, you could be "Nine-toes [first name]" or "[first name] Nine-toes"
You'll never bang it on something again.
That's hardly fair
"If someone tells you you can't have what you want, do you still want it?"
"He's a rapist."
"Oh you watched the story when it was already in moving image format rather than looking at the stationary words and using those as guidelines to form the images in your mind? Well, you mustn't have enjoyed that enough for my standards." - People who should fuck off.
Yeah, I learned my lesson that time when I asked someone for a smoke and they gave me a weasel and I tried to smoke it and it turned out it was a weasel with weasel disease and so now I'm a weasel.
One of the mods at some point: "Hey guys, lets play a game where we all choose a PotD, and whoever's gets the fewest favourites wins!"
I wish I was gay.
I also know where your sister's is.