The plural of nemesis should be nemesi, not nemesises, amirite?
People who think we should “do something” about global warming are nuts. First: you can’t unring a bell. Second: what humans have done to the earth is as “natural” as the estimated 700 million tons of bat shit dripping from cave walls in underground aquifers in Texas. Humans evolved for an environment that existed hundreds-of-millenia ago. That environment is long gone. What evolves next is anybody’s guess; but we as humans are never going to control nature. Amirite?

The earth will survive, and life probably will too, but humanity may not, and I'm rather fond of humanity.

If a woman is bad at parking it's because she is constantly being lied to about what 8 inches is.
Sugar is sneaking its way into almost every processed food out there. I think the FDA needs to step in and regulate how much sugar a processed product can have.
@Frank_n_Furter I think people should be allowed to eat as much sugar as they want. I think the FDA should regulate how many man...

Sugar is also addictive, like alcohol or tobacco, and those are regulated. Food companies are slowly adding more and more sugar to their foods, making us more and more addicted. Why can't it be regulated like other addictive products?

Escaping the Freshman15 is a relief, amirite?

I'm sure that would've been nice. >.>

It’s impossible to live neither with women nor without them

I feel compelled to agree just because of how poorly this post is worded. Unless that was the point.

Someday, far into the future, the world should slowly adapt to have a single language, whether that means adopting a current one, or inventing an entirely new one, amirite?
@Watchful_questioneer That might be why inventing an entirely new one may be better

It seems like everyone is already moving toward English already. It's the most widely spoken second language. Why would we go through the trouble of making a brand new one? English isn't perfect, but it would be a whole lot if effort to try to make everyone learn an entirely new language.

Atheism is as illogical as theism in regards to the origin of everything

Illogical may not be the word you're looking for.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?

They also raise prices. They just don't advertise that part. ;)

Television has gone too far in the anything goes department, don't you think? There is only two or three words they're not allowed to say now and it's not just during primetime that the profanity spews out.
@Statefarm No because I can change the channel. I'm not going to sit there and watch something I find offensive and OP doesn't...

So why is it ok to be offended by racism or homophobia, but childish or immature to be offended by certain words. Why should OP have to "grow up"? Why not homosexuals or minorities? Because a lot of people are offended by racism and homophobia? That makes it ok to be offended? Well, a lot of people are offended by swearing, shouldn't that be ok, too?

Television has gone too far in the anything goes department, don't you think? There is only two or three words they're not allowed to say now and it's not just during primetime that the profanity spews out.
@Statefarm Wow, you're so right and since you can't change the channel or turn the TV off and do something else, it's...

That's not really fair. Clearly swearing offends that person, but not you. What if something you found offensive started pervading tv? Like homophobia or racism or something. You would probably be incensed. It's not fair to deride someone for not liking something that's on tv.

Society has made men more feminine.

Perhaps it has to do with the fact that society no longer depends on the traditional "manly skill set" like it once did.

I think that damage to our planet is an inevitable consequence of worldwide improvements in our standards of living, but I think that damage could be minimized with conscientious effort.
Obama's Economic Policies Have Been Successful
Obama's Economic Policies Have Been Successful