It sucks when you try to google yourself and a porn star shows up, amirite?

When I'm googling myself a porn star always shows up and asks "do you need a hand?"

She usually sucks too. ;)

Ctrl V is for middle aged business men.

Command V FTW!

Girls got it easier: A Vibrator can greatly outperform and outpleasure the work of a Man's penis, but for Men nothing can substitute a mouth or the sweet,wet, tender, warm gushiness that is a Vagina. amirite?
@Predy i see someone is horny...

No, just random observation. I actually have a low sex drive believe it or not. lol

Hey government you told us "If we've got nothing to hide, there is nothing to worry about" when you passed the Patriot Act. You can eavesdrop into my calls, check my email, grope me at the airport, see me naked, and search me without a warrant... so why are you so anal about Wikileaks allowing us to breach YOUR privacy back? amirite?
@DanielJames Exploiting classified government files is a much higher level of privacy breach when compared to the phone calls...

National Security? The biggest threat to our Democracy as outlined by the Bush administration and the collapse of our economy is Domestic Terrorists. I'm not talking about the men in caves with beards, I'm talking about corrupt politicians. The ones who got us into war in the first place through lies and false pretenses. The ones who let banks do whatever the fuck they want to and run the economy into the ground. The ones spending billions of tax payer money for their buddies to get rich and leave our grandchildren broke. The ones in bed with oil companies that allow us to continue relying on oil from Nations exposed to be funding terrorists, also Corporations who do business with countries like Iran via proxy despite our sanctions. I don't agree with the giving out names of informants (which the government could have intervened) but hopefully this will lead to answers to History's unsolved mysteries and political scandals of the likes of which this country ha...

Girls got it easier: A Vibrator can greatly outperform and outpleasure the work of a Man's penis, but for Men nothing can substitute a mouth or the sweet,wet, tender, warm gushiness that is a Vagina. amirite?
Girls got it easier: A Vibrator can greatly outperform and outpleasure the work of a Man's penis, but for Men nothing can substitute a mouth or the sweet,wet, tender, warm gushiness that is a Vagina. amirite?
It sucks when somebody copies a concept you posted and rewords it then gets more votes because unlike you, they weren't being clever......so more people get the idea. amirite?
@Rebel That'll learn you to stop being so clever. :P

I should simplify all my posts down the the lowest common dumbomenator. Preferably 8 words or less, amirite?

I don't know what the big fuss is about in the media. Every time the Tiger was on the prowl, women would jump on his Wood. He's a billionaire sports rock star in a bad marriage that started over vanity, nothing shocking about this. There are more important things going on in the world than who he's been fucking. Like the economy, the wars and the environment. amirite?
@Jessicupcake So true. :D

They have even leaked shocking tapes of him getting caught in the act:
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We all like to pretend we have super powers in our imagination. For instance, I like to imagine that I can leap tall midgets in a single bound. amirite?
@Vinvu LMAO having the power to have every power sounds good.

I thought we discussed this already. That is a big no no! lol

1Gbps Internet from Google is gonna ROCK! amirite?
"Virginity" is something made up by Christians to make us feel guilty about doing what is perfectly natural, amirite?

Virginity wasn't made up, but abstinence was created by Christians for this purpose.

The majority of this site is guys.(fyi im a girl) amirite?
@no offense. But sorry hunny there is only 1 God in my book:)

AND he loves sandwiches, but he will NEVER admit it.@9452 (OinkMooRawr): He's one of the Overlords not Gods....

You like to hunt innocent animals just for sport? How bout we throw you into a forest unarmed, give you 5 minutes to run, then hunt you down for sport and see how much you like it? amirite?
@Lazynez You, ma'am,a re starting to sound like a total retard. Animals have the EXACT samer feelings as humans do. You know...

I'd write more but my hand is too busy glued to face in a facepalm of epic proportions. Thanks for picking up where I left off...

The original Power Rangers was so fucked up. The White ranger was Caucasian, the Black ranger was African American and the Yellow ranger was Asian. All they needed was a Mexican Brown ranger. I mean WTF were they thinking? amirite?
@Emperorerror UD is not a source that counts.

Yes it is. It's the definitive guide to slang.

Every month a new study shows that something you like to eat can eventually kill you. Almost everything may give you cancer. Prescription medicine can kill you. Sex may give you HIV. Baby kittens will kill you in your sleep! It's like wtf!? Everything can kill you! >_< So don't take life for granted and cherish every second :) amirite?
@And enjoy everything in moderation.

(Wings): Except Red Bull, It gives you WINGS! :P