Sharing your toothbrush (even with a loved one) is something you would never do, amirite?
Sometimes words put together sound like something else, its sofa king retarded, amirite?

Kinda not the same thing (but close enough) - if Mrs. Louis Gohmert divorced her congressman husband then married drummer Artimus Pyle she'd be Mrs. Gohmert-Pyle

Most people would like to have blue eyes, amirite?
What name is old fashioned?
Red hair makes you more attractive if you’re already attractive, but less attractive if you’re already unattractive, amirite?

...and even more unattractive if it's a stepchild (they say)

What can you gorge on without getting fat?

Watermelon

Knowing what you like is good enough as far as art appreciation goes , amirite?
@Toounknown Lovely onions

I'm an ankle man myself...

It's easier to milk a zonkey if you flip it upside down... amirite?

I see everyone loving this post is of dubious character

The Price Is Right needs Bob Barker back as the host, amirite?
@dru18 Yeah, especially looking like that. I would say his hey-day is over.

Maybe as a guest host in case Drew What's-His-Name calls in sick

Everywhere I go I bring myself

If you're not cut out to be a husband, father, son, uncle (wife, mother, daughter, aunt) or any other role normally expected of you during your lifetime, this doesn't necessarily make you a bad person, self-centered or emotionally deficient, amirite?
@dru18 Then what role do you play well?

An animal rights activist, perhaps?

Alaska will never have a major sports franchise. No baseball, football, hockey, basketball or soccer, amirite?
@Timeprofessional Why not?

You got me to googlin' and this is what I found: https://www.nydailynews.com/spo...ticle-1.324312

Go Alaska!

Most people would like to have blue eyes, amirite?
If you're not cut out to be a husband, father, son, uncle (wife, mother, daughter, aunt) or any other role normally expected of you during your lifetime, this doesn't necessarily make you a bad person, self-centered or emotionally deficient, amirite?
The government should offer free vasectomies and $1,000 check to every man that gets a vasectomy. This would eliminate most unwanted children, lower Medicaid, food stamps, and welfare. amirite?

My vote would have been YEAH YOU ARE if you insisted every man gets an irreversible vasectomy if he agrees to the free surgical procedure and the money