+1,198You feel really exhausted when, after a long plane ride, you still have to collect your luggage, find your hotel, unpack your stuff, and get the condoms full of heroin out of your arse, amirite?
+290Why do pregnant women always hold their stomach. Its not like the baby is gonna fall out, amirite?
+511We could save a lot of trees if receipts were shortened. The long version would be good for people buying things like expensive electronics, but if I'm just getting some milk I don't need a paragraph on the store's return policy and the name of the cashier who sold it to me, amirite?
+864The tragedy of Romeo and Juliet was not that they were in love and couldn't be together. The tragedy was that their parents were too busy fighting each other and being bad parents and didn't realize their kids were being complete morons. amirite?
+211If a zombie bites you, you turn into one. So if you bite a zombie they should be able to turn human again, amirite?
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+127When you really fuck up, you don't curse, you just start saying random meaningless words. "Sugar muffin buckets! I spilled soda on my laptop!" Amirite?
+658There is a difference between a BABY crying in the plane and a crying TODDLER in the plane, because the baby really can't help it, and the toddler is just acting like a bitch, amirite?
+436The next time somebody asks you "guess what", don't say "what" back. Actually guess something that is really out there to throw them off their game. amirite?
+312So, a guy can fit two of every animal on a boat he made and that plausible. But evolution, wow. That's some crazy-ass idea! amirite?
+476Sometimes you just look at your best friend and think, "why the hell do I like this retard", amirite?
+17I am always right. The only time I was wrong was when I thought I was wrong but i was actually right. amirite?