+109My favorite sex position is the rodeo.You get on her back,reach over her shoulder,grab one of her boobs,say "They feel almost as good as your sister's (boobs)",and see how long you can stay on, amirite?
+873The sign that says "In Case of Fire, Do Not Use Elevator" is stupid. I mean seriously? Who would be dumb enough to try to put out a fire with an elevator. amirite?