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It would have made the kiss scene with Hermione far more interesting.

Hermione: "Oh, Ron! *runs to him*"
Ron: "*hits Hermione in the face with the ladder*"
*THUD*

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The drummer doesn't think anything about it, because he us a drummer and incapable of thought.
The bassist cares, but no one listens to the bassist, so it doesn't matter.
The guitarist might care, if he wasn't so busy have **** with all the fans. At once.

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Garren_the_Dragon Garren_the_Dragon

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The first time my cousin met his wife, he made her laugh so hard at dinner that she threw up all over the table lol

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Anonymous

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Nothing says attractive like projectile vomiting.

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ActionMan

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When life gives you lemons... TAKE A STAND!!!

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Lighten_Up

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Get MAD! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with them? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!

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FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

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I'll go ahead and say it. I am more content seeing me holding guns than holding hands, because, quite frankly, I'm really turned off when I see two guys dating or PDAing. It's not that I'm homophobic, but maybe it's because I'm a girl and it's totally fascinating to me when someone completely rejects my gender as a whole.

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Samantha Jane

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(Samantha Jane): 'I'm not homophobic but really I am'

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SpearmintMilk SpearmintMilk

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I've never thought it was very fair that none of the other houses got a catchphrase.

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FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

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Gryffindor: Being Brave will keep you from your grave.
Hufflepuff: Being loyal will make you like royal.
Slytherin: We're heartless bastards.

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DandyLion DandyLion

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My father is going to hear about his.

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Didn't work too well when I was in court.

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StealthApple StealthApple

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"Miss Anthony, is it true that you threw your child in a ditch."
"Uh.. uh.. IT'S RAINING MEN, HALLELUJAH IT'S RAINING MEN"

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amiritesucksnow amiritesucksnow

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Oh my gosh. I just realized that if you flip 3.14 backwards, it looks like the word "pie" O.O

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ihearandomusic ihearandomusic

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You have got to be kidding me. You stole that from somewhere, MLIA most likely, and you know it. Pretending like you "just realized it". ** please. My ** you "just realized it". Does your mother know you lie on the internet? Because Jesus certainly knows and he won't be having no mercy on you come Judgment Day

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wobbuffet wobbuffet

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Jesuszilla could turn water into burning city. Yaaaay.

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ActionMan

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"OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT!!!!!"
"I know! It's so cool, he's turning HUMANS into wine!"
"Um, that's blood."
"Oh. Never mind."

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Totally. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs. And every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

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Nonchalant_Nina Nonchalant_Nina

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I don't really get it. Is it because guys **** quickly?

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DDasia DDasia

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No, it's because there's a subculture of prostitutes who will, in addition to sexual favors, come into your house and kill large spiders for you if you're too scared to do it yourself, and even if they scuttle around and make themselves hard to kill it only takes three minutes, max.

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Is it also sad that there are more rocks than schools? I guess we care about rocks more than education.

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TheBlindMan TheBlindMan

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Like when my parents got me a Macbook Pro instead of a Macbook Air. I damn near called Child Protective Services.

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brunetterox915 brunetterox915

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If I had two kids, I would name them "Steve" and "Other Steve".

I would then mix them up on purpose, even if they're like three years apart and look nothing alike.

And when they're sleeping, I would pick them up and switch them with each other, so they'd wake up in another room.

My point is, I'd be the best father ever. And there isn't a female Godzilla, so he can't really reproduce. And I've never seen a Godzilla movie, so I could be incorrect.

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Adams really cool, except when he's a tool.
Eve can't swim in a pool, because she's just a fool.
But there is one rule, that is so cruel.
Do not eat the apple or you'll
be treated worse then stool.
But, Eve's a fool,
who broke the rule.
So they rode their mule,
right out of the school.

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DandyLion DandyLion

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The funny thing is the apple wasn't even special, I just told them that because I was bored and I can.

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I lost my real ladder 4 years ago, he contracted rust and he died shortly after. A step ladder later came into my life after my mum found him in the DIY section of homebase. He liked me but our relationship didn't scale the same heights as it did with my real ladder. We've tried doing relationship building activities such as painting a shed last summer, but he failed to lift me and my mood in the way my real ladder used to. He just can't support me in the same way.

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