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This can be the only explanation: Worm 1: "Feel that? It's raining." Worm 2: "Wanna go on the sidewalk and die?" Worm 1: "God yeah",
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We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, It's to create something that will.
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I wholeheartedly agree with anyone who says that bugs are people too. If I see a person hanging around, uninvited, in my room or shower, I'm gonna smack them repeatedly with a shoe as hard as I can while screaming, 'DIE, BITCH!'
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My first word should have been "quote", so that right before I die I could say "end-quote",
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It'd be interesting to see statistics of your life after you die. Like, what joke you found the funniest, how many times you smiled, how many times you laughed, how many times you lied, or how many people you loved,
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Idea: if anybody ever points a gun at you, right before they kill you say some enigmatic shit like "the unicorns run more freely on the blue side" so they'll wonder what the hell you were talking about until the day they die,
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RetardedKangaroo
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Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you.
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See a bug outside: "Hello Mr. Bug." See a bug in your house: "DIE BITCH, DIE!!",
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inbar
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"1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal,
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Recalescence
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SCIENCE FACT: If you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die,
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lilmissgiggles
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The #1 thing to do before you die: dress up in a badass suit, stand in a crowded mall food court, and wait for someone to order a drink. When they are about to take their first sip, sprint towards them, dive, and knock the drink away, screaming "NOOOOOO!" Stand up, brush yourself off, say "you're welcome," and walk away.
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DanielJames
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The first war started must have been fueled by a lot of hate. "But sir, can't we just see if we can settle this over a competitive game of Checkers?" "NO! People have to die!"
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Lanz
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When I die, I want my tombstone to say, "Did not forward an email to ten friends,"
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Emptysquare
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People say your life flashes before your eyes when you die, but Steve Jobs didn't see anything because Apple doesn't support Flash,
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tomjeffy
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Nerds don't die, we just respawn,
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