+9,343"George Washington was the first president." OK, I'll buy it. "There are billions of stars in the galaxy." I believe that one too. "Columbus sailed to the new world in 1492." He sure did. "Careful sir, the plate is hot." I'm going to test this one out for myself, amirite?
+2,357You could totally imagine Old Spice Guy doing a presidential campaign ad: Hello people of America. Look at your nominee, now back to me. Now back to your nominee, now back to me. Sadly, your nominee isn't me, but if he stopped running for president he could be in my cabinet. I'm on a campaign ad. amirite?
+2,145Regular News: President Obama saves Earth from giant meteor. Fox News: President Obama steals jobs from superheroes. amirite?
+1,745You hate that feeling when your service doesn't work in a train station so you can't change your ticket so you can't sit next to the really hot girl in the other train so you won't go on a date and get married and have an awesome kid who grows up to be the president of the United States, amirite?
+1,382"who says, who says i can't be president?" the whole world Miley, The whole world, amirite?
+1,247Being the line leader in elementary school was like being the President. amirite?
+1,135"Do your homework!" "but mom, you see, i'm studying to become the president of a great nation!" "what nation?" "Procrasti-Nation", amirite?
+1,099If you're a teenager now, it's weird the think that you've already lived through several major historical events you will tell your kids about. Such as Year 2000, 9/11/2001 and first black president (if you're American). amirite?
+984Canadians, Australians and British people: You know who the President of the United States is. Americans: You don't know the names of the Prime Ministers of Canada, Australia and the UK, amirite?
+973The president of Afghanastan should be shot for legalizing the rape of women. Amirite?!? amirite?
+945It's weird to think that athletes get paid more than the President. amirite?
+894"The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car is fine.'" —Jimmy Fallon's right, amirite?
+860Some people think women have too many emotions to be president. That's stupid because women are masters of psychological warfare. Rather than blow up our enemies, a woman president would mind-fuck them and convince other countries to hate them. They'll sit around wondering what the hell just happened and when they ask why we're mad at them, we won't tell them. Amirite?