+1,096"I'm sorry ma'am, but your baby is dying and there's nothing we can do about it. UNLESS YOU GET 100,000 LIKES ON FACEBOOK WITH AN UNFORTUNATE LOOKING PICTURE OF SAID BABY, THEN WE'LL DO WHATEVER YOU NEED TO SAVE THIS BABY" - a doctor somewhere apparently, amirite?
+512There is a very fine line between bravery and stupidity. Ex: Bravery - I'm going to go and save the village with my army of experienced soldiers! Stupidity - I HAZ BIG SWORD THAT GO WOOOSH WOOSH! I SAVE TOWNSPEOPLE ALL BY MYSELF! amirite?
+129Girls: You save all your menstrual blood in a cup throughout the year, and then pour it in with the punch at the school dance, amirite?
+661Due to the economic recession, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off to save money. amirite?
+994Can switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? ... Are you reading this in the announcer's voice? amirite?
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+1,699It's so unfair that a doctor or a firefighter can work so hard and save so many lives and still earn less in a lifetime then Rihanna or Justin Bieber earns in a year. amirite?
+863It'd be nice if we could take minutes when we are bored and save them later for when we actually need them, like when we're procrastinating. It'd be as if we could use them as Rollover Minutes, amirite?
+818If you drop your iPod while listening to music, your headphones save it's life. If you drop your iPad while listening to music, you will be dragged down with it and possibly fracture your skull, amirite?
+360Ripping a paper towel off the roll one-handed is a high risk/low reward maneuver. Succeed and you save about two seconds. Fail and you've re-carpeted your living room with paper towels. amirite?
+307The younger kids and their parents these days are just too sensitive. You can't do or say anything anymore without it being considered bullying or "too hurtful". It's up to us to save the world from this cry-baby generation and raise our kids to be thick-skinned, bad ass mother fuckers, amirite?