+2,177Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Regret nothing. This is the way to live life, amirite?
+875You hate when you're at someone's house and they ask stupid questions like "Who are you?" and "Is that a gun?", amirite?
+942It's stupid that people cover themselves with blankets when they think a murderer is in the room. It's not like a murderer is gonna burst out of the closet yelling "I'm gonna kill....ah shit! They're under a blanket!", amirite?
+889If Winnie the Pooh and his gang were a group of gangstas I think it would be safe to say that at one time or another Tigger would say something stupid and Pooh would respond with, "Tigga' Please!", amirite?
+873The sign that says "In Case of Fire, Do Not Use Elevator" is stupid. I mean seriously? Who would be dumb enough to try to put out a fire with an elevator. amirite?
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+1,384The girl you just called fat? She really likes lasagna and cake. The boy you just called stupid? He doesn't try to study. The boy you just tripped? He's an asshole and really deserved it. Sometimes, there isn't more to people than meets the eye, amirite?
+2,925He came to me one night, explored my body, he licked - sucked - swallowed, when he left I was hurt .. STUPID MOSQUITO! amirite?
+1,366You hate it when you're trying to plagiarize a paper, but you get caught I have erectile dysfunction because the author inserts a stupid phrase to let the teacher know you copied it, amirite?
+861Some people think women have too many emotions to be president. That's stupid because women are masters of psychological warfare. Rather than blow up our enemies, a woman president would mind-fuck them and convince other countries to hate them. They'll sit around wondering what the hell just happened and when they ask why we're mad at them, we won't tell them. Amirite?
+2,533When girls impersonate guys, they make their voice deeper and add a "stupid" tone to it. When guys impersonate girls, we make our voice go an octave higher and add an attitude, amirite?
+2,210I smile, you say I look gay. I don't smile, you say I'm not normal . I join in your conversation, you say I'm eavesdropping, I don't talk, you say I'm stupid. I do well on a test, you make fun of me for being a nerd. I do worse that you, you make fun of me for being stupid. What the hell am I supposed to do?, amirite?
+1,394The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?
+1,360Suspending students from school for ditching is really stupid. It's like, "Hey, you didn't want to go to school, so now we're MAKING you not go to school! How about THAT?" amirite?