+432Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a fucking parade every time you take a piss. amirite?
+426The sky should never be your limit, that's what the edge of the universe is for, amirite?
+421If I said that a magical gay centaur was the supreme overlord of the universe, then it would be up to me to prove that, not up to you to disprove it, amirite?
+416America may run on Dunkin, but the economy of the universe depends on Starbucks, amirite?
+416You've wondered how scientists know things like what dinosaurs sounded like, or what's beyond our universe, amirite?
+414Think about how small you are compared to an elephant. Think about how small that elephant is to a whale. Think about that whale compared to a mountain. Think about that mountain compared to the earth. Think about how small the earth is compare to the sun. The sun is to the solar system. The solar system to the galaxy. The galaxy to the universe. You fell pretty small. amirite?
+406In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and is widely regarded as a bad move, amirite?
+392When you think about the concept of God and the universe and life... You feel small. amirite?
+381It could be possible that somewhere in the universe, very far away, There's a huge metropolis of planets where all the life forms know about each other, visit neighboring planets and know each other's languages, and Earth is way too far from it to ever know about it. You feel very left out now. amirite?
+381If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? amirite?
+380The Universe saw people were over-eating, so it said "If you eat, you'll get fat." People were still over-eating, so it said "You will also get diseases like Diabetes and High Cholestrol." That still wasn't enough to get people to stop so it added Heart Disease and Possible Death in the mix. People still over-eat. What's it going to take, amirite?
+377You're in a city, that's in a state, that's in a country, that's on a continent, that's on a planet, that's in a solar system, that's in a galaxy, that's in the universe. You feel small, amirite?
+373"You're not the center of the universe" is a pointless phrase. Everyone sees the universe from their personal perspective, and thus everyone is the center of their own universe. People can try on other people's shoes, but in the end your own pair is always your favorite, amirite?
+367Every time you get the "Divide by zero error" in your calculator, someone somewhere is deleted from the universe. amirite?