+4,803Ugh, my co-workers bug the heck out of me. One of them's a chick who doesn't know left from right. But she's pretty hot. The other girl's really really smart but I swear, she looks like she came from a nerd convention. And then there's this guy who seems like he's high all the time, and for some reason he brings his dog to work everyday. So yeah, we travel in a bus and solve mysteries and stuff... amirite?
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+2,559Thank you motion-sensor hand towel machine, you never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot, amirite?
+2,511Thank god Facebook is back up. I've had to phone 247 of my friends to tell them 'I hate work, I'm having a glass of water and going to bed, lol'. It's taken me all night! amirite?
+2,199The saying "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me," doesn't really work in Harry Potter, amirite?
+1,909If homosexuality is a disease, then we should all call in gay to work. "Nope, sorry, can't come in today- still queer", amirite?
+1,746You hate that feeling when your service doesn't work in a train station so you can't change your ticket so you can't sit next to the really hot girl in the other train so you won't go on a date and get married and have an awesome kid who grows up to be the president of the United States, amirite?
+1,699It's so unfair that a doctor or a firefighter can work so hard and save so many lives and still earn less in a lifetime then Rihanna or Justin Bieber earns in a year. amirite?
+1,527If you made a gift for your best friend. Then gave it to her and her reply was, Ewh this is so ugly. You would be killed inside, right? After all that hard work, and time spent on it. Imagine how God feels when you call yourself Ugly. amirite?
+1,345Ok class todays math equasion is: 1+1= ? Ok jimmy let's see what you have written down. "2". DAMN IT JIMMY I TOLD YOU TO SHOW YOUR WORK!! amirite?
+1,340Playing 'hard to get' doesn't really work if you're 'hard to want', amirite?
+1,316Best way to cheat in an exam? Study all your work beforehand and then you'll know all the answers - works every time! amirite?
+1,163Computer Freezes? Maybe if I click everywhere, it'll work again. amirite?
+1,010Dear acne face wash, your product does not work on me. Clinically prove that! amirite?
+1,003You've at least once tried counting sheep. And then you figured out it doesn't work. Amirite?