All polls are fake. Like they REALLY know how much percentage of America is obese or how many teenagers on average have sex? amirite?
If fetuses are people and the killing of people is illegal, then hypothetically if someone gets in a fender-bender with a pregnant woman and causes her to lose her baby that person would be going to jail for murder. Justice-wise, that doesn't make any sense, amirite?
Oh. So Kony rapes kids, now? I'm from Toledo. Did you know Toledo has the 3rd highest human trafficking rates in the world? Yes. The world. Millions of teens are abducted and forced into prostitution. Right here in my own city. Every 1 in 6 american women are sexually assaulted. That's just reported rapes. Most rapes go unreported. I don't care about Africa right now because we need to fix ourselves before we fix other countries. amirite?
If you have a pokemon or some other random thing as your profile picture, you're probably ugly, amirite?
It's awkward when your'e running late, and the second you start thinking you just might be on time, the light turns red, amirite?
Cracking an egg with one hand feels badass amirite?
When you think of criminals, you think murderers and rapists long before you even consider jaywalkers. amirite?
It really sucks when you have an irrational fear, and everyone just thinks you're joking, amirite?
If "I think, therefore I am" and thoughts are consciousness that never dies, that would mean we couldn't die, amirite?
If you forget to say 'Pika' before a sneeze, you can always say '-bacca' afterwards. amirite?
Sharks live in water. There's water in my toilet. I rest my case, amirite?
Is it just me or does it seem like every 3 months its breast cancer awareness month, amirite?
When you find cheap <del>sweets</del> candy from your childhood, even if you aren't hungry at the time, you still get a strong temptation to buy them just to see if they're still the same, amirite?