Saying "like" every 5 seconds you're telling something makes you sound like, oh my god, like you had, like, NO education.. like EVERRRR!
Don't joke about opposite day-- if it were real, feces would come out of our mouths, animals would take over the world, and we'd be sexually attracted to insects and family relatives, amirite?
A lot of people are mad at the Pope for aborting his duties, but I feel like it's his body and he should be able to choose.
Guns aren't going anywhere. There is no reason to let emotions run wild and ban firearms. Israel has had no school shooting since it adopted a policy that arms teachers on school grounds almost 40 years ago. Thailand has had school shootings drop drastically since they employed the same policy eight years ago. Kennesaw, Georgia hasn't had a single homicide in 25 years since requiring every household to own a firearm. We need MORE guns in the hands of responsible citizens.
If the radius of a pizza was z, and the depth was a, then the volume would be pizza, amirite?
Dreams are supposed to be imaginative and unique to each individual. Yet, the vast amount of people are fantasizing the same dream. It's a dream of eminence, power, fortune, sexual relations, and recreational opportunities, amirite?