"my penis" ... simple as.
It's better seeing as I'm a girl.

I know you're just trying to be clever but I feel like I have to say this,
they say it because you could save that paper and not waste it, the more paper you use, the more they have to make.

Usually when I put on an American voice I'm usually pretending to be a hick or a dumb bimbo "omg no way" etc

I got my period when I was seven, it happened quite a bit to me at the beginning and I I will always remember how embarrassing it was, It was horrible. Bad times

Boob is a cute word, would you rather Chesticles?

I'm sixteen and it's at sixteen..

Took me a moment, if you'd have said 'Matilda' I'd have gotten it sooner..

The Tenticles and The Noughties.

Wow, did Nazi that coming.

my voicemail used to be "Hello? .... hello? HELLO?" as if I couldn't hear them aaaaand it bit me in the ass when college called. :|

Why are most people talking about British accents instead of just english ones like it says in the post? Us Welsh'uns speak totally different, along witht the Scotts and the Irish people. But don't wory, I'm only saying this because I have nothing interesting to bring to this debate and feel left out.

Oh Anon, your opinion doesn't phase us.

I agree but lately the girls who cake it on have amazing skin here, even when they take if off and my skin sucks. Ah this is confusing.

JK said the only pointless death was Lupin and Tonks. I dissagree with her. :(

I got an email saying "BON JOVI wishes you a happy birthday" I just about died from glee then realised it was automated. :(