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+2,630The new Karate Kid is basically just Jaden Smith's re-creation of his dad's old show. He was chillin out maxin' relaxin' all cool, shootin some b-ball outside of school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in his neighborhood. He got it one little fight and his mom got scared, she said "You're going to learn kung-fu from the maintenance man downstairs.", amirite?
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+317Those who think they are right to judge others should take a look at themselves first. Amirite?
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+305People who claim to be Agnostic/Atheists should first learn about religions before they deny them. (I'm Agnostic by the way). Amirite?
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+259There is no such thing as size five is the ideal body size. Every person has their own genetic make up and their unique ideal body size. A body frame plays a big role in this. Amirite?
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+192A restraining order doesn't mean 'stay away', it just means that you need to get higher powered binoculars, amirite?
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+1,864We really need a nicer way to tell people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings. Its like 'Hey im bored! Lets go brush our teeth!" Or, "I have to make a phone call, hold this gum in your mouth.", amirite?
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+277Its stupid when your parents yell at you for being depressed, amirite?
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+1,890If texting had been around 80 years ago: "Hey sum negro whistled at a white women so were gonna go lynch him u wanna come?" "Sure ill b there in a few mins" "Kkk", amirite?
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+227You wonder how people who just swing their car doors into the car parked next to them live with themselves, amirite?
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+208Dear People of the World,
I know this sounds slutty, but please use me more often.
Sincerely,
Grammar, amirite?
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+1,676We have women in the military, but
they don't put us in the front lines.
They don't know if we can fight, if we
can kill. I think we can. All the general
has to do is walk over to the women
and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those
uniforms.", amirite?
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+173People that have no appreciation for good, old-fashioned literature should be tied to railroad tracks, and run over by a twain... metaphorically speaking, of course, amirite?
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+354Little Girl-"Sir, do you have any little bunny rabbits?" Store Owner-"Why yes! We have white ones, black ones and even one brown one. Which do you want?" Little Girl-"Mister, I don't think my python really cares." amirite?
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+251When you're not in public, you chew your gum like a cow without caring, amirite?
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+571A MARRIED COUPLE: "How do I look?" in woman language translates to: "Honey, tell me I look pretty. I look great, don't I?"- "Oh, yes, dear. You look beautiful!" in man language translates to: "I honestly don't care what you look like, just get in the car so we can go!", amirite?
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