"more alert whilst inebriated" is so oxymoronically retarded that I can't even come up with an analogy to juxtapose it.
The way I see it, rape jokes are only funny if they're kinda forced on you.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
And when life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut.
When life doesn't give you melons, you end up running track.
If I was an enzyme i would want to be a DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes!
She wasn't fetch enough.
It's because their songs all sound the same, so they need to help the listeners understand which song they're listening to.
Real men do whatever the fuck they want.
( hello ) =
( un ) =
( angry ) =
( lolwut) =
( ono ) =
( goo ) =
( yum ) =
( frown ) =
( d ) =
( smirk ) =
( wary ) =
( no ) =
( hmm ) =
( hehe ) =
( cool ) =
( l ) =
( Y ) =
( n ) =
( love ) =
( cry2 ) = (cry2)
Totally, not during. Then your phone won't work anymore.
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!
You shoulda put your dick in a box.