Driving drunk is scary the first few times, amirite?
@I agree wholeheartedly with this post. The liberal has painted drunk driving as something that is detrimental to...

"more alert whilst inebriated" is so oxymoronically retarded that I can't even come up with an analogy to juxtapose it.

You wonder what songs they're going to rape with autotune next. "Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are-are-are-are-are-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re, dirty bit...", amirite?

The way I see it, rape jokes are only funny if they're kinda forced on you.

When life gives you melons, you end up working at hooters, amirite?
When life gives you melons, you end up working at hooters, amirite?

And when life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut.

When life gives you melons, you end up working at hooters, amirite?

When life doesn't give you melons, you end up running track.

Nerdy pickup lines are the best pick up lines, amirite?

If I was an enzyme i would want to be a DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes!

Lindsay Lohan pissed away all her talent, Rachel McAdams and Amanda Seyfried still have movie what happened to the chick who played Gretchen? amirite?

She wasn't fetch enough.

You hate those artist who think they need to put their name in the lyrics of every single one of their songs, amirite?

It's because their songs all sound the same, so they need to help the listeners understand which song they're listening to.

There's a reason why real men don't wear skinny jeans. One word - Boners, amirite?

Real men do whatever the fuck they want.

Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
@FlyingMintBunny How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)

( hello ) = hello smilie
( un ) = un smilie
( angry ) = angry smilie
( lolwut) = lolwut smilie
( ono ) = ono smilie
( goo ) = goo smilie
( yum ) = yum smilie
( frown ) = frown smilie
( d ) = d smilie
( smirk ) = smirk smilie
( wary ) = wary smilie
( no ) = no smilie
( hmm ) = hmm smilie
( hehe ) = hehe smilie
( cool ) = cool smilie
( l ) = l smilie
( Y ) = y smilie
( n ) = n smilie
( love ) = love smilie
( cry2 ) = (cry2)

It's so much easier to put your contacts in after you take a shower, amirite?

Totally, not during. Then your phone won't work anymore.

Rapping is 70% confidence, 20% image, and 10% skill, amirite?

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

Love isn't about ridiculous little words. Love is about grand gestures. Love is about airplanes pulling banners over stadiums, proposals on jumbo-trons, giant words in sky writing. Love is about going that extra mile even if it hurts, letting it all hang out there. Love is about finding courage inside of you that you didn't even know was there, amirite?