Oh you hate school,let me know how that works out when your working at wendys makin the "big bucks".amirite?

The person who hates school but gets straight A's is going to get a lot further in life than the person who loves school but spells like a 12-year-old girl.

If i had a pet spider, i'd name him, Holy shit Where'd it go! because then i could say, "this is my pet spider, Holy shit where'd it go! amirite?
@i was waiting for someone to mention that...

Anonymous stop arguing with yourself.

It's probably a good thing that our toys and pets can't talk. They could be tattletales, amirite?

what do you mean by 'toys' xD

I'm not disgracing the Bible by questioning it, amirite?
@The wise are doubtful.

Confucius say, if not skeptical, then gullible.

The two most heard phrases in school are "I'm tired" and "Do you have money?", amirite?

"Shit is that a unicorn?"
"Billy, put out that joint right now and go to the office."

They can make video games about World War II, fictional wars in the Middle East, and Vietnam, but god forbid if there was ever a Call of Duty game involving 9/11 all hell would break loose, amirite?
@577569

I'm sorry that your family is having problems, but what the fuck does this have to do with you being retarded?

Just because I like the color purple doesn't mean I'm gay. amirite?

There is not a chance in HELL, that you are straight, or even bi.

Christians are always saying Jesus is Lord and stuff like that on TV, but when an atheist says what he believes on TV, Christians throw a fit, amirite?
@LavLav_loves_WonWon some christians throw a fit, just like some atheists throw a fit. stop with the generalizations! there will almost...

do you even watch tv? anytime an atheist puts something against religion in public, the whole christian community is up in arms and protesting until they take it down. you dont see any atheists protesting every church sign or cross out in public. And if Miley Cyrus mentions Jesus in her speech after winning an award, no1 says anything. you think that would be the case if she said something atheist?

Fruit by the foot is actually way longer than one foot, amirite?

It's called that because if you are 10 years old (the age group that eats them), it almost reaches your feet. Plus, the name "by the foot" implies it is more than one foot. It's actually quite clever.

Lost hikers: "I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH..." Horses: "I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH..." Douchebags: "I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH..." People could have more fun with this than they had with the opening line of Dynamite, amirite?

hardcore 4th-grader: i whip my swear back back and forth

softcore 4th-grader: i play foursquare back and forth

ancestor of cambodian: i whip my khmer back and forth

person who needs to use "never" but can only use one syllable: i whip my ne'er back and forth

grammar nazi: i whip my "their, they're and there" back and forth

rhyming dictionaries rule

It would be weird and interesting to set up a secluded environment where people are never taught about sex, and just see how they react to their instincts, amirite?

Damn you, Allied forces. The Nazis had so many interesting, yet cruel experiments left to do.

Phones have trends too! First it was flip, then full keyboards and now touch screens!! amirite?

Someone's excited about this idea.

It's so nice that the kids these days are so cautious when it comes to UV rays damaging our eyes. They're even wearing sunglasses INDOORS now, and taking hundreds of pictures of themselves to spread the word of UV-protection! amirite?
@774106

Read the site for 5 more minutes and I guarantee you will find 10 posts funnier than this one.

Hitler's favorite weather was hail, amirite?

"I need a veather report, General Gooberfirschtzenberger." "Hail, Hitler! It's hail!!" "Zound ze alarm!"