If it doesn't set your soul on fire, then it probably isn't for you. amirite?

Sometimes we smolder for a while before igniting. Sometimes it's hard to see the smoke.

Ads are great for porn sites since they give us a chance to turn our volume down if we forgot to. amirite?
A lot of Jedi duels would end quicker if somebody used the Force to pants their opponent, give them a wedgie, or just pull their robes over their heads. amirite?

In the words of great Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi:

"So uncivilized"

To love is the greatest gift you can give to another, it matters not who that is. amirite?

Nothing can beat a blowjob

If a compass faces south, it is facing the north, just the loooonnngg way around, amirite?

It's still south

Today is the slowest day of the year for bakeries, amirite?

Don't get it.

Parrots are nature's tape recorders. amirite?

Someone watched the flintstones movie

All guys love at least 1 dick, amirite?
It's entirely possible that Sigmund Freud had a weird thing for his mom and just assumed everyone else did too. amirite?
If humans do ever get supercomputer brain implants, quiz gameshows will be a thing of the past, amirite?

There will be wireless jammers to prevent you from connecting to the internet to lookup answers.

Your body is full of bacteria that will wait decades for you to die so it can eat you. amirite?

Patience is a virtue.

You have never seen an old midget... amirite?

Gary coleman was old. Verne troyer is old

It's interesting pussy is associated with weakness and balls with strength but in reality it is the other way around. amirite?
@Unaviable Yeah I mean where did the lemon come from?

My guess is lemon is to baby as pee hole is to baby tube. But this is a silly comparison because ladies cant pass lemons (or kidney stones for that matter) comfortably through their urethras.

Classical music without lyrics playing in an empty room or a horror movie is way more terrifying then any other type of music, amirite?
@No music at all is infinitely more terrifying.

But you'd be pretty startled if some violin was being played in an empty room, instead of like pop. In general music being played in an empty room is terrifying but classical music hit different

The only way you can truly tell if you are dead or sleeping is that you see memories instead of imagining worlds. amirite?
@You think you imagine worlds when you die?

U imagine worlds when u sleep, and see your life passing when u die.