If it doesn't set your soul on fire, then it probably isn't for you. amirite?

Sometimes we smolder for a while before igniting. Sometimes it's hard to see the smoke.

If appliances could experience emotions, the 7, 8, and 9 buttons on a microwave would feel really neglected. amirite?

And extremely jealous of the 5.

Ads are great for porn sites since they give us a chance to turn our volume down if we forgot to. amirite?
A lot of Jedi duels would end quicker if somebody used the Force to pants their opponent, give them a wedgie, or just pull their robes over their heads. amirite?

In the words of great Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi:

"So uncivilized"

To love is the greatest gift you can give to another, it matters not who that is. amirite?

Nothing can beat a blowjob

Humans...despite being very social creatures, would sacrafice their well being just to prove how right they are in the quest to drag others to THEIR group, amirite?

Did you just describe how wars start?

Erotic word for vagina is pussy, penis is cock, but ass doesn't have one. amirite?

Is cock erotic? It just means chicken!

If a compass faces south, it is facing the north, just the loooonnngg way around, amirite?

It's still south

Today is the slowest day of the year for bakeries, amirite?

Don't get it.

Parrots are nature's tape recorders. amirite?

Someone watched the flintstones movie

Cursive is a secret code for parents, amirite?

Make sure you also buy a stick shift car, so they don't ask to borrow the car.

If cocks tasted like strawberries, that'd be a good thing for all involved. amirite?
@tonywonderslostnut Wtf pedo why'd your mind go there you weird cunt

Young kids experimenting with such things aren't "pedo", but interesting that it is YOUR mind that went there.

Of course if kids heard that cocks tasted like strawberries there is going to be experimenting. Suggesting that it's not is ridiculous. Feigning anger at someone bringing it up and alleging I'm a pedo and a weird cunt makes you the weird cunt.

All guys love at least 1 dick, amirite?
It's entirely possible that Sigmund Freud had a weird thing for his mom and just assumed everyone else did too. amirite?
If humans do ever get supercomputer brain implants, quiz gameshows will be a thing of the past, amirite?

There will be wireless jammers to prevent you from connecting to the internet to lookup answers.