Ads are great for porn sites since they give us a chance to turn our volume down if we forgot to. amirite?
If a compass faces south, it is facing the north, just the loooonnngg way around, amirite?

It's still south

Today is the slowest day of the year for bakeries, amirite?

Don't get it.

All guys love at least 1 dick, amirite?
It's entirely possible that Sigmund Freud had a weird thing for his mom and just assumed everyone else did too. amirite?
It's interesting pussy is associated with weakness and balls with strength but in reality it is the other way around. amirite?
@Unaviable Yeah I mean where did the lemon come from?

My guess is lemon is to baby as pee hole is to baby tube. But this is a silly comparison because ladies cant pass lemons (or kidney stones for that matter) comfortably through their urethras.

Classical music without lyrics playing in an empty room or a horror movie is way more terrifying then any other type of music, amirite?
@No music at all is infinitely more terrifying.

But you'd be pretty startled if some violin was being played in an empty room, instead of like pop. In general music being played in an empty room is terrifying but classical music hit different

The only way you can truly tell if you are dead or sleeping is that you see memories instead of imagining worlds. amirite?
@You think you imagine worlds when you die?

U imagine worlds when u sleep, and see your life passing when u die.

Just mentioning the fourth wall in a TV show or movie, breaks it. amirite?

Breaks what?

Classical music without lyrics playing in an empty room or a horror movie is way more terrifying then any other type of music, amirite?
@CriticallyDangered Sometimes, when played right, really catchy, happy pop music can be quite terrifying.

Imagine the song "tick tock" being played for instance in your room, you would be startled but will turn it off and continue with you're day, as for classic music you'd be way more startled depending on you're taste in music. I get that all music is terrifying but in some scary movies they play classic music and it gives it this empty vibe and it's really fricking scary ngl

It doesn't matter how big your penis is if it can't make someone happy. amirite?
A cabin in the woods to trees is the same as a box made of human flesh in the middle of a concert crowd, amirite?

Kinda wordy but gets the point across

You probably have an ancestor that looks exactly like you, amirite?

Who probably produced an offspring who looked a certain way.

Getting shot is most likely a once in a lifetime experience, amirite?
Classical music without lyrics playing in an empty room or a horror movie is way more terrifying then any other type of music, amirite?