Isn't it weird how we humans are the only species that drinks milk from other mammals (cows). You don't see cats drinking badger milk. amirite?
You like your cocktail Bin Laden style: two shots and a splash, amirite?
Guys: You've procrastinated while typing an essay by masturbating before, amirite?
Aside from all the bad things Hitler and the Nazis did to the world, how terrible is it that he ruined that great mustache style for everyone. Nobody is allowed to grow one like that because they will be called a neonazi. Damn you Hitler. Amirite?
Guys: You have penises, amirite?
Giving a pyromaniac a candle is like giving a heroine addict a syringe. Amirite?
Bring 30 puppies into school and let them loose in the library. It would be the most adorable senior prank ever. Amirite?
Am I really supposed to believe nobody has ever gotten a boner at a nude beach? I mean come on its inevitable. amirite?
MLIA is the laughing stalk of the internet, amirite?
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Can we stop ganging up on 13 year old Rebecca Black for making crappy music and start ganging up on 36 year-old Will.i.am? amirite?