There's a difference between a "sexy" Halloween costume and a "slutty" Halloween costume, amirite?
You don't understand how Bowser can kidnap Mario's girlfriend so many times, yet Mario always invites him to his parties, go-cart outings, and athletic events, amirite?

Mario's mother forces Mario to invite Bowser, she keeps going on about how Bowser is just "acting out" and just "needs someone to be his friend".

Teenage girls like The Hunger Games so much because they all subconsciously want to kill each other. amirite?
@awesometasticnessism true story.

I liked the part where there wasn't a story.

"That's what she said" is getting old, amirite?

It is more fun if you go back to the roots of the saying and say "said the prostitute to the bishop"

I got a letter in the mail today that said "Happy birthday, from 'you know who'"; why the fuck is Voldemort sending me letters? Amirite?

Because sometimes I feel guilty for my actions and decide to redeem myself by doing small, kind things. That way, no one notices and my reputation as an evil wizard upholds.

One of the ways Twilight is cool is because Bella loves Jacob even though he's Indian, while in Harry Potter, there are only white people, because I guess J K Rowling just doesn't like people who aren't white. Just one reason Twilight is better, amirite?
@Stepharoo Or know the difference between Indian and Native American.

Not to mention the abundance of Native Americans in the UK is not too high.

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In 2006, astronomers sought to better define the heavenly bodies in our universe and unfortunately, Pluto lacked some of the characteristics to be in the same class as Mercury, Earth, or the rest of the eight. Though many of us think of this as a stupid decision, we have to realize that demoting Pluto wasn't their intention: they didn't planet that way, it just happened, amirite?
Pluto is not a planet. Science is a bit more important than appeasing a bunch of 90s kids, amirite?

"When I was a kid, Pluto was planet and we played with sticks, not iPads!"

I wish all of these people would shut the fuck up. They're worse than trolls.

Pluto is not a planet. Science is a bit more important than appeasing a bunch of 90s kids, amirite?
@BetterThanEzra1119 And in New Mexico!

I was unawares of this fact!

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It would be hilarious if you were to bring a bolt to an amusement park, get on a rollercoaster, and, when the ride starts, hold up the bolt and say, "Wait...where did this come from?" amirite?

I liked the part with the comma.

I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?
@Favvkes You didn't read this comment twice, amirite?

I read it twice on purpose because I'm a serious douche like that.