Never tell a girl that you like her. It just makes you look like an idiot, amirite?

“HEY POTTER! I drew a picture of you. You see what’s happening in it? It’s you getting hit in the head with a Quaffle. Don’t you feel foolish? I’m in the background pointing and laughing at you. We’re having a right good time, aren’t we? Pay special attention to the shading on your sweater. It’s rather good. It’s actually…it’s quite good. It’s probably the best I’ve ever done. Actually…can I have that back? Wait…I’M TAKING IT!!!!!!!!!!! What do you think of that, Potter? I’ve stolen your favorite drawing. Look, what do you think of this? NOOOO!!!! GOYLE PASTE IT!!!!! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE POTTER! You wait till my father hears about this. He’ll say, “Draco…you goddamn little poofer! Why don’t you stop your whining and learn to use the potty like a normal human being!!” And then… and then he will pull down my diaper and scold me for the mess I’ve left in it and spank my cheeks as red as cherries.”

Voldemort is a lot like a teenage girl: He has a diary, a favourite ring and necklace, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy, amirite?
@Babytard And everybody hates him.

NW, he had mad game with the bitches - just ask Bellatrix Lestrange

Umbridge is the most irritating character in Harry Potter, amirite?

I found Fudge a little more annoying, actually. "No, no, everything's fine! Nothing's wrong! Sirius Black is a bad person, and we need Voldemort's soul-sucking minions to guard his devoted followers, and I'm sure Harry just has forehead cancer and schizophrenia or something else that's making him hallucinate and his scar hurt because nothing can ruin my perfect world! Not even if it's true!"

It's easier to hate Umbridge than it is to hate Voldemort, amirite?

Rule number 3: No Parties.


Even you have to admit that Johnny Depp as Mad Hatter was not entirely un-sexy. It's his facial expressions, amirite?

Johnny Depp will always be sexy. Always.

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Glee watchers: If you thought the sexual tension between Emma and Will was bad, just imagine if Sue Sylvester was their age, amirite?

First of all, I'm 29.

Secondly, if you think I'd ever even consider touching that poodle-headed beef-scented show queer, I suggest thinking otherwise.

I must also add that the Bush Baby is about as sexy as a porcupine.

On Rugrats, whatever happened to Phil and Lils dad? amirite?

Their Mum was definately a lesbian.

We should totally just stab Ceasar, amirite?

What's so great about Ceasar? Brutus is just as cute as Ceasar. Brutus is just as smart as Ceasar. Okay, everyone totally likes Brutus as much as they like Ceasar. And since when is it okay for one person to be the boss of other people? Because, that is NOT what Rome is about!