Chuck Norris turned 80 today, now we can finally kick his ass. amirite?
You are almost certainly inhaling the air you just exhaled, amirite?
@Not possible: You inhale oxygen, exhale carbon dioxide. In the age of the internet, knowledge only several types...

Your body isn't that efficient, this is why we can breathe into another person to save them during CPR. Things everyone can know, since it's the age of the internet.

Thousands of us are already dead. We just haven't died yet. amirite?

By that logic everyone is already dead

It took thousands of years for humans to research technology so that we could hear ourselves talk, only to find out that we always hate how we sound, amirite?
Poops are to food what periods are to eggs. amirite?

You eat periods before you lay eggs?

The same math that makes it almost impossible for us to be alone in the universe also makes it almost impossible we'll meet any other beings. amirite?

math is not doing anything. math is a language we use to explain other sciences

If they were to make a realistic girlfriend simulator it would mostly be trying to find out why she is upset and trying to fix it, amirite?

I dont think you have had a normal relationship if this is what you think most of it is

If they were to make a realistic girlfriend simulator it would mostly be trying to find out why she is upset and trying to fix it, amirite?
@Eiraen I dont think you have had a normal relationship if this is what you think most of it is

I dont think you have had a normal relationship if this isn't what you think most of it is

It is theoretically possible for the corona virus to completely wipe out humanity, only to continue evolving over the next billion years into multicellular life, more and more complex until it has become the next conscious advanced life form on earth. amirite?

I've seen this now at least three times in the last 24 hours

For teachers that grade tests out of the highest achieved score on the test, if all students agree to answer the exact same way (A on every question for example) then everyone would get 100%, amirite?

No. If you all get 30% right you all still fail. Maybe you need to retake math for the word problem portions.

Travelling forward in time without coming back is useless, amirite?

Why is it useless?

When we get hurt we say 'ow' in our own language. amirite?
The discomfort of using someone else's wand in Harry Potter would probably be comparable to using another person's computer or phone in real life, amirite?

Still in the real life some people love to grab others wand!!!

Anyone's a hooker if you pay them enough. amirite?