If a girl dies her hair blonde, people will mostly assume she's straight whereas if a guy dies his hair blond, people will assume he's gay, amirite?
@Dyes. 'Die' is to no longer be living.

damn, sorry, English isn't my native language. In my defense I had a fever when I wrote this :-p Normally I do know the difference.

The last thing you wanna hear after 'don't tell mum!!' is ...'don't tell me what?!', amirite?

okay, yes, that one's worse :-D

I'm 30. She's 41. This is a bad idea, amirite?

Only if she has, or you want kids

Everyone should be able to get the day after Halloween off. amirite?

In Belgium, we get the whole week off....come on over....we have cookies....and chocolate

The plural of box is boxen, amirite?

In Dutch it is.

The best way to eat Skittles is to carefully separate them by color then sweep them all into the trash and eat a Reeses Peanut cup, amirite?

the best way to eat Skittles is to carefully separate them by color then put them in glasses of wine or some other clear alcoholic beverage...that way you can get drunk by drinking a rainbow...if your over the legal drinking age...try it!!!

Songs by The Smiths always sound really happy until you listen to the lyrics, amirite?

'Asleep' is an exception to this rule if you ask me. I never thought it sounded 'happy' and the lyrics are more depressing then any song I've ever heard.

"John, Don't just do something. Stand there.", amirite?

Are you a nerdfighter??

It'd be ironic if we all went blind in 2020, amirite?
@Babytard Blind people are at -20 in both eyes...(never said it would be funny tho)

I wear glasses, how did I not know that! Damn, I'm just -15 away from blindness...

It'd be ironic if we all went blind in 2020, amirite?

Nope, don't get it.

Contacts are one of the best inventions ever. amirite?
@LucindaJones I'll stick with my glasses. The thought of my finger touching my eye makes me cringe. Or getting a contact stuck in...

That happened to me once!! It scared the crap out of me! I don't normally wear contacts cause they give me a migraine but I was trying on new glasses and to see how they fit me I had to use contacts. At first I thought the contact had just fallen out but then my eye started to burn like crazy. Turns out the contact had completely disappeared behind my eye and it took over 15 minutes and a couple calls to an eyedoctor to get it out. I'll never wear contacts again!

You feel like a loser when your mom is texting her friends and you aren't, amirite?

I feel like a loser when my mum's the friend I'm texting

Doesn't matter how old you are....when your mom counts to three, you fucking do what she's asking. amirite?
@Thatsright Haha noooo why?

Because her last video was about the 'don't make me count to three'- system nearly all parents use. And yes, it still works on me:-p

Doesn't matter how old you are....when your mom counts to three, you fucking do what she's asking. amirite?

don't hate me if I'm wrong but did you watch 'communitychannel'???

Sometimes a nightmare can haunt you all day, amirite?
@iSwingBothWays I had a dream that I'd killed my friend and the whole dream was just average every day things but I was stressing...

I dreamed I killed my little sister the other night. It felt so real I actually went to my sisters room to check if she was still breathing and to apologize for dreamkilling her.