Bloody hell, more period jokes.
Gasp! The Greatest Dad Paradox!
Everyone on the internet is smart in school.
And because everyone has a 4.0 GPA
I always wondered why there was only a Asian Club and African American Club at my high school, and what the administration would say if I proposed a "European Heritage Society."
The best part is taking the bloody punch and dumping it on the head of the outcast girl in school.
What the fuck is this? I bet this was written by one of those girls who wants to have a "gay best friend" but thinks that all lesbians are attracted to her.
lol, ugly=no love. All those poor ugly people...
I really wanted this to say "I just had sex"
Can someone figure out how to write that in maths?
I feel sorry for your kids. Except for Caleb and Liam, they'll do alright
All races except for Asians think that all Asians look alike.
And every future president begins with AT&T
Rory Gilmore, perhaps?
or just say "yeah...you are"
They're even sitting while they play sports!