FallenMystery

Hot girls are bad texters, but you put up with it anyway, amirite?

That's stereotypical. I guess I'm not hot because I don't type like a dyslexic chimpanzee.

Some movies can never be remade. Don't tamper with a masterpiece, amirite?

Footloose.

We have women in the military, but
they don't put us in the front lines.
They don't know if we can fight, if we
can kill. I think we can. All the general
has to do is walk over to the women
and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those
uniforms.", amirite?
@1429238

Anthony doesn't choose users. He chooses posts.

But anyway, people put way too much stock in the POTD in the first place. They act as though having your post featured at the top of the page for 24 hours on a relatively small site make fucking black panthers come out of the wild and let you ride them as a slut sucks your dick.

And if it's not exactly up to par, everyone bitches about it in the comments. Or if a user gets multiple POTDs, the same shit jokes are recycled. If you don't like the POTD, move on. There's a new one every fucking day. If you don't like that users get multiple POTDs, stop making shitty posts and maybe you'll get one.

/rant that is aimed at everyone, not you.

How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?
Girls: Cinderella didn't have to take her dress off to get her prince charming. We shouldn't have to either, amirite?

Posts like this make me want to vomit

Nothing is better than masturbation. amirite?

Sex

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It's strange how girls have to cover their chest in the pool and boys dont, amirite?

Because you're a dumbass.

hawaii is treadted like a whole different country. you don't see people going around calling someone from delaware "delewarian". and who is the last person you have seen that called a hawaiian an american? also, it is the only state/province i know of that has its own language. amirite?

I call myself a Texan.
And Hawaii has their own language because they are in fact Hawaiian, and they had their own language before they got so rudely tricked/forced them into becoming part of the US.

Girls: When you're wearing a thong and you go poop, you make sure to wipe THOROUGHLY, amirite?

This post made the transition from hot to nasty in 0.6 seconds.

it'll be wierd to try to explain to our kids that we were born when the date began with 19, not 20. amirite?

No, if I have kids they won't be retarded.

It feels great to take off that Hollister tee after a long day of being a prick, amirite?

It feels great to take off that collar and leash after a long day of being a bitch, amirite?

It feels great to take off that Hollister tee after a long day of being a prick, amirite?
It's not fair how girls can control us with their boobs, amirite?
@Juliaface Well maybe we are :)

Why don't you get started on that now? hello smilie

You sometimes kiss your pillow and pretend it's your crush, amirite?