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THE FULL STORY
Once upon (messup) a time, Jesus said "Listen, I want everyone to eat their arms or jump on Ufelia the butterfly and then spit at bumgina hotpockets. And after that the swan jumped into the depths of rainbow road pizza. A large voluptious man smurf cat jumped away, into (on) GerberChickens, the vagina potato. Fetus ate Wilbur the pig (After something after), And then everybody died. THE END. Meanwhile... porcupines were three Tacos long in (And But) awaiting the castration of umpa-lumpa-land. (They) The Nipples Death Pineapple King :) A sponge names squarepants (dubstep) ate (ploopy) two million ducks. Im eating chips They're doritos.your balls are tiny really sweaty, but fergaliscious positive my bologna has a, First name, it's O-S-C-A-R My bologna has a, sweater. Gibby, ate flabbergasted. My mom (Has) makes jump like people trying to make shit. (A sweater new juice box will die.)You should never masturbate, love your (have fuck my) bodacious chapstick. anyway the tits.
after the dinosaurs did your mom they erupted. They decided to become extinct for the lols but when the sponge named bob went without the pancakes he went into erupted frolicking to insane suck land with invader zim and killed, but Edward cullen died and the world was a better place, however Bella was feeling sexy.( but yet optimus prime) Suddenly and inexplicably, Anthony... farted on everyone and amirite? was born… many people never knew potatoes were Poisonous kittens, but Godzilla devored umbrellas so he, and Eventually Unicorns, invaded Antarctica while the Nazis Unintentionally imploded because Moses Took Babies, purposely raped Piccolos, And Sang show tunes like drunken Vikings Jumping on Androgynous… clothing that smelled seductive and provoked flagellants into some tantrum. meanwhile Uganda benefited from genocide because there was nincompoopery resulting in Europe exploding, after chimpanzees were Paragliding Joyfully over In the abyss of Wonderland; therefore platypuses
disguise Themselves as oranges with mustache that ate Haitians Named George Bush Because they smelled arousing, but killed Santa Claus because he slaughtered all Caucasians While Anthony climbed...
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The first time I read this, I read it as narnia... It still makes sense
We heard you the first time
Whenever I hear that I think of Looking for Alaska. Such an amazing book.
Ohhh. Ok. thank you!
Me and my neighbor were doing this to our mailman (I said Steve he said Joe). Since we were walking past him, I asked him. Out of every possible name, I got it right. :D
Your thinking of a pegasus :p
I understand why you're angry. But to my defense, it was only for like 10 seconds
Did you know they added another kid?
1.Aren't you legally forced to participate? you just add more tessarae(sp?)
2. I Fricken loved those books!
Demetri Martin did a joke on this
I'm not blaming you for stealing just spreading the humor of Demetri
You're probably subconsciously noting that their family is wealthy. Probably. I'm not a psychiatrist.