It's pretty hard to find a knock-knock joke that's actually funny. amirite?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!

it would be cool to for people to comment with just one word to form a story on the comments, amirite?

Once upon (messup) a time, Jesus said "Listen, I want everyone to eat their arms or jump on Ufelia the butterfly and then spit at bumgina hotpockets. And after that the swan jumped into the depths of rainbow road pizza. A large voluptious man smurf cat jumped away, into (on) GerberChickens, the vagina potato. Fetus ate Wilbur the pig (After something after), And then everybody died. THE END. Meanwhile... porcupines were three Tacos long in (And But) awaiting the castration of umpa-lumpa-land. (They) The Nipples Death Pineapple King :) A sponge names squarepants (dubstep) ate (ploopy) two million ducks. Im eating chips They're doritos.your balls are tiny really sweaty, but fergaliscious positive my bologna has a, First name, it's O-S-C-A-R My bologna has a, sweater. Gibby, ate flabbergasted. My mom (Has) makes jump like people trying to make shit. (A sweater new juice box will die.)You should never masturbate, love your (have fuck my) bodacious chapstick. anyway the tits.

it would be cool to for people to comment with just one word to form a story on the comments, amirite?

after the dinosaurs did your mom they erupted. They decided to become extinct for the lols but when the sponge named bob went without the pancakes he went into erupted frolicking to insane suck land with invader zim and killed, but Edward cullen died and the world was a better place, however Bella was feeling sexy.( but yet optimus prime) Suddenly and inexplicably, Anthony... farted on everyone and amirite? was born… many people never knew potatoes were Poisonous kittens, but Godzilla devored umbrellas so he, and Eventually Unicorns, invaded Antarctica while the Nazis Unintentionally imploded because Moses Took Babies, purposely raped Piccolos, And Sang show tunes like drunken Vikings Jumping on Androgynous… clothing that smelled seductive and provoked flagellants into some tantrum. meanwhile Uganda benefited from genocide because there was nincompoopery resulting in Europe exploding, after chimpanzees were Paragliding Joyfully over In the abyss of Wonderland; therefore platypuses

it would be cool to for people to comment with just one word to form a story on the comments, amirite?

disguise Themselves as oranges with mustache that ate Haitians Named George Bush Because they smelled arousing, but killed Santa Claus because he slaughtered all Caucasians While Anthony climbed...
(parentheses means words that make the story not make sense)

If paper practiced Buddhism, then it wouldn't want to keep on getting recycled. It would rather want to be thrown away so the re-birthing process stops, and it can reach Nirvana. amirite?

The first time I read this, I read it as narnia... It still makes sense

One night-stands in hotel rooms are really tacky. You always make sure you get a room with two night-stands by the bed, amirite?

We heard you the first time

A great joke to pull on someone is to say "Hey, I have a great knock knock joke, but you have to start." They'll respond "Okay, knock knock." Then you can say "Who's there?" and wait for their dumbfounded expression and the hilarious awkward silence to ensue, amirite?

Whenever I hear that I think of Looking for Alaska. Such an amazing book.

Let's add 8 minutes to the longest movie known to man and put it back in theaters. amirite?
its fun seeing strangers and trying to guess their name just by what they look like, amirite?

Me and my neighbor were doing this to our mailman (I said Steve he said Joe). Since we were walking past him, I asked him. Out of every possible name, I got it right. :D

Dear Noah, We could've sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving until 5. Sincerely, the Unicorns, amirite?

Your thinking of a pegasus :p

you hate it when your bestfriends rat turns out to be the guy that betrayed your parents, amirite?
@RunThePacific if i had a virtual machete, i would use it on you.

I understand why you're angry. But to my defense, it was only for like 10 seconds

You wish, you wish, with all your heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart, amirite?

Did you know they added another kid?

It sucks when you have to participate in the Hunger Games in order to get food for your family that lives in the poorest district of Panem, amirite?

1.Aren't you legally forced to participate? you just add more tessarae(sp?)
2. I Fricken loved those books!

If you actually saw two pillows fighting, it would be awesome, amirite?

Demetri Martin did a joke on this
I'm not blaming you for stealing just spreading the humor of Demetri

Someone can have glasses, braces, and a lot of freckles and still be attractive, amirite?
@Emaphina I think braces are sexy. Not sure why.

You're probably subconsciously noting that their family is wealthy. Probably. I'm not a psychiatrist.