Are you the Doctor?
i can't screw the cat. I've tried
"Get well now, or we will kill a hostage every hour until you do"
I would trip, fall, get stabbed and die within the first 30 seconds.
But I'm still not working out.
Jimmy: "So I have to find the derivative of this function in order to power my latest invention. complicated sounding math rambling"
High school student: "He's finding the slope of the line tangent to his function? How is that helpful AT ALL?"
Without Bella Swan... Twilight would have been a little better.
i make people go outside of the room for 5 minutes. So people never tell me jokes on the highway...
Maybe I'm the one being watched and you are purposely trying to discourage the idea of me being watched. Can you prove that you're not?
And you probably rode a BUS to school.
Unlike SOME people with majestic, furry and white companions.
Oh, now I get why people always called me a "pussy" while growing up. They think I'm tough!
There is no I in team but there are three in narcissistic and they are all quite handsome.