Bras suck. amirite?
@marry me?

i'd love to, but i have no idea who you are.

You have experimented with the same sex at least once in your life, amirite?

my first kiss/make-out session was with a girl - we did it for practice (or should i say that i did it for practice, i think she had a crush on me). girls are much better kissers anyway. one girl told me "i'd go lesbian for you" after i kissed her. i guess that practice really does make perfect.

You've made out with a member of the opposite sex before, amirite?

wow this is lame, unless this sight is for gays only and i never got the memo. this question would be a lot more interesting if it were "you've made out with members of the SAME sex before."

Fergie and should just start their own duo group called "Two Peas in a Pod", amirite?

The play on words is pretty lame, but it's true.

Girls: you like 'em with no hair down there, amirite?
@Absolutely no hair? Who wants their man's junk looking prepubescent? There needs to be some hair to be manly!

Absolutely no hair? Who wants their chick's bits looking prepubescent? There needs to be some hair to be womanly!

Girls: you like 'em with no hair down there, amirite?

i don't know why guys are so surprised to hear this. what makes you think we'd like pubic hair? we hate it as much, if not more, than you do. don't complain that shaving makes you feminine, you'll probably get more if you do shave.

Guys shouldn't sit with their legs crossed, amirite?

it's feminine, i agree. but they can sit however they like.

When I say "the girl with the big boobs", everybody automatically thinks of that one girl, amirite?

honestly, i think of myself. and when they're talking about another person, i can't imagine who (is it whom?) they might be referring to.

It takes hours to write an awesome essay but only a millisecond to exit without saving. amirite?

you can usually retrieve it, and they do ask if you're sure you want to save. but yeah, it really sucks.

it's funny that many theists believenot in god, which is also funnybut believe that atheists are concerned that they might be screwed for afterlife (which is actually why so many are agnostic). true atheists really, really, really don't care about afterlife and god and crap because it doesn't exist! so don't tell me "you should at least be agnostic" or "don't worry, you'll find god", amirite?

this post is a reaction to real-life experiences. yes, i'm aware that many religious people respect and understand what it means to be atheist. but i have encountered many who ask me about the afterlife. i know they are trying to do it for my well-being, so that i won't get sent to hell or reincarnated into a blade of grass, but it seems like they don't quite comprehend the fundamentals of atheism.
i also want to say that by "don't care" i mean we are not worried about the outcome. of course we care about our beliefs and principles, and we have spent a lot, and I mean A LOT, of time figuring them out.

Girls: You cant imagine trying anal. amirite?
@Montana Who the hell are you with?

most girls don't have sex on their period, and will probably let you know if they are - making it your call. the rest of the time we aren't bloody or anything. in fact, the vagina cleans itself, the entire are is pretty sterile. can say the same for the ass, no matter how much you clean it. actually, you're more likely to get a bloody dick via anal because the tissues aren't well lubricated and stuff.

Bras suck. amirite?
They should offer spa services (massages, manicures, facials, etc) on planes and trains. amirite?

[obviously I mean for longer would also have to pay for them]

"Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones." - Marcus Aurelius, amirite?
You hate it when you have a people freak the fuck out over your hobbys, amirite?