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Dogs look at thier butts and see thier tails, but snakes look at thier tails and see thier butts, amirite?

Not without proper spelling.

If a water park gets a huge flood then it would just be a park, amirite?

No it would be a lake

If we all started digging the ground beneath us, some of us might find dinosaurs. amirite?
if you smell your own fart while eating a burrito, everything has come full circle, amirite?

That's a hell of a long time to be eating one burrito and also I don't inhale my food through my nose.

Goo Lagoon in Spongebob. Water under water. The Lagoon must have had a major density difference to be able to be underwater and to be noticeable under the water. Maybe it's the nuclear dump that made all of the fish walk and talk. amirite?
Maybe in a few years being a gay man will be easier than being a straight man, amirite?
@SleepyEthel Thanks to feminists this is already true

Sorry you've been beaten within an inch of your life for walking out of a straight bar, must be rough.

We won't be able to recognize our own skeleton. amirite?

I have very specific bones broken and metal pieces that hold bones in place i think i can recognize it.

On Halloween, hospital ER waiting rooms look like the "Neitherworld" waiting room in the movie Beetlejuice. amirite?

Hah. I couldn't imagine a hospital that extreme. But I get you. Have an updoot.

"Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo doo"

It's how we all know what metal tastes like but we have never tried to eat it, amirite?
If you're trapped on an island with someone you hate at least you have something to eat. amirite?
A word isn't a word unless the word bird is involved. amirite?

A-well-a ev'rybody's heard about the bird

B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's a word

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is a word

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is a word

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is a word

A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird is a word

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is a word

A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's a word

A-well-a don't you know about the bird?

Well, everybody knows that the bird is a word

For the next 8 more days, the date can be read the same forwards and backwards, amirite?
There's a generation of kids that think that "Life Is a Highway" was written by Rascal Flatts. amirite?

I kinda like the rascal Flatts version better