No one takes pictures at a funeral, amirite?

I was looking in my photo album I found when I cleared my stuff from my childhood home, I have picture of a casket being lowered into the ground. Not sure if it was my great grandmother or my friends funeral though. My mom has pictures from the gathering after the my great grandmothers funeral. Maybe my family is just weird?

I was either 8 or 12 when I took the picture of the casket. I will hide behind the "kids do weird things" defense.

The guy who decided where each key goes on a keyboard has more influence on you than can ever imagine, amirite?
@Framie1 Damn you, John Qwerty!

And his German brother John Qwertz!

Only the poorest rich people fly in first class, amirite?

I'm definitely not rich,
(maybe in another 20 plus years I'll be hopefully comfortably well off)
but next time I ever fly to travel I intend to splurge on a 1st class ticket.
I used to like flying, but The older I get I've grown to hate it.
The lines and all the security you have to go thru seem to increase every year. I get it, I understand it. You definitely want it to be safe.
baggage checking and pickup, the waiting, lines,
waiting to board, waiting for people to cram their oversized luggage that should have been checked to be crammed into the overhead.
Just a general feeling of hating being around lots of people, loud, smelly, noisy, crying children, or kicking back of your chair.
I have no plans to ever fly if I can avoid it, but at some point I'm going to want to take a trip somewhere again.

I was able to fly 1st class a couple times, got lucky and was upgraded once.
The other time (I worked as a private chef for a few years) I was flown 1st class to cook for the 80th birthday party for a client.

In my case, The 1st class legroom is going to be worth every penny.

It's not weird when boobs are pressed against you while hugging, but it is if a dick is. amirite?

are boobs genitals? big NO

If you were to go the speed of light you would probably go blind due to matching the light speed hitting your eye, amirite?

Not just blind but disappear from existence!

There are no married dead people, amirite?

mormons generally think their marriages last beyond death, so they are married dead people

We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?
@Dairyqueenemployee Eh maybe anecdotal but i cannot count the amount of times I've heard guys discuss boob size and butt size. That...

There's a big difference between saying "she's got a nice big butt" and then discussing a man's length, girth, cut, friendliness to user and ability of owner.

We have no historic recordings of old music, but we have the transcriptions. In the future there will be recordings, but no transcriptions. amirite?

Will that make the 4.8GB of scanned sheet music on my iPad obsolete?

Older people might take longer to answer, not because of brain deterioration, but because they have more things to consider because of life experience. amirite?

Fluid vs Crystalline intelligence.
You're brain matures into it's "final form" from 25-27. Meaning your response patterns are pretty set in stone. However, you'll fine information and memory stored in your long term can be reached faster.

Bodies weird.

We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?
The discovery of fire would have made eating eggs so much more appealing. amirite?
We always talk about dick size, but never width or height. amirite?
@Manualham It's same as boobs, guy sweat their brains when girls says "double D" but they don't care to ask for the number...

Exactly, that's why I always ask for the IP adress first! I can figure out everything else on my own!

The egg came first, because chickens evolved from dinosaurs. amirite?

Evolutionarily speaking, something that was almost a chicken laid a chicken egg.

We never went to the Moon; Neil Armstrong and a bunch of others did though. amirite?

"We" means humanity in that sentence. Words have different uses.

Books and Movies that take place in the future cannot be confirmed as fiction until their respective dates pass, amirite?

Yes I also believe everything I read.