Things that are priceless are free. amirite?

Instructions unclear: in prison for multiple accounts of art heists

Condoms destroy the purpose of sex, amirite?

Well, technically not. The purpose of sex is for the male to ejaculate. The purpose of him ejaculating is to impregnate. Yeah, that might be a stretch, but I'm sticking to it! :P

I'd like to know what would've happened to Phil Connors, had he forced himself to stay awake until 6:00a on the day after Groundhog Day. amirite?
@MS0410 Shot him dead, just for some street cred.

Ned?!

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We can only describe colours of the invisible spectrum with colours of the visible spectrum. amirite?
When w‌‌e f‌‌inally b‌‌eat t‌‌he p‌‌andemic w‌‌e s‌‌hould e‌‌xpect l‌‌ots o‌‌f p‌‌orn w‌‌here t‌‌he m‌‌ain c‌‌haracter i‌‌s p‌‌unished f‌‌or n‌‌ot w‌‌earing a‌‌ m‌‌ask. amirite?
Thinking about 2 legends from different music genres who can hold their weight in pills. Who could do the most hard drugs and still be standing? Ozzy Osbourne or Lil Wayne, amirite?

Def Ozzy

When you're younger, you worry about how others judge you and when you're older, you worry about how you judge yourself. amirite?

Guess I'm still young!

people with faster reaction speeds are living ahead of you, amirite?

Anger just Anger

We all have the guilty pleasure of intentionally slowing down when others are tailgating us. amirite?
We all have the guilty pleasure of intentionally slowing down when others are tailgating us. amirite?

Guilty? Not at all. Especially when there are multiple lanes and I'm in the slow lane, but bugalugs in the car behind is trying to herd me like a sheep.

Luke staring off at the horizon on Tatooine would have been deeper if he had a brother instead of a sister, amirite?
Anyone else get paranoid eating a banana in public? Resulting in attempting to eat it in the least sexual way you can think of, amirite?
@Have you seen this YouTube video... they have them eat foods in the most sexual ways possible while making eye...

I haven't seen this but I really really want to!

I can't stand it when people stare while I'm eating. I've always wanted to just maintain eye contact and be weird about it but I lose the nerve LOL

We trust sand at the beach enough to walk around in it shoeless, lay in it and even bury ourselves or others in it even though it's full of bacteria. amirite?
@Rockdude5890 I don't wash my fruit, and I eat lot of fruit. I haven't been sick from it a day in my life.

I think it's more to do with pesticides than bacteria, but yeah I'm in the same boat as you

Celebrities become more relatable if you imagine them sleeping, amirite?

They don't sleep on a cardboard box at 7eleven

Animals get 20 minutes old and already know what to do, amirite?

Plot twist- Humans refuse to wear masks