If you argue that aborting a fetus is wrong because it is cutting off potential life, then by that logic, any moment when a woman isn't pregnant is wasting potential. I mean, seriously, why are you even reading this right now when you could be getting nasty? This is a matter of life and death! Amirite?
If you think about it, canibalizing fat people would solve world hunger, lower obesity rates, and help over-populating, amirite?

"Hey! You! Yeah, you, fatass! C'mere! I'm hungry."

If I'm José, Amirite?
@GMScode José is a German name/

So you speak German, not Germany. I'm pretty sure an entire country hasn't fallen out of your mouth.

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It would be really funny if the GPS changed voices depending on what part of town you are in. YOOO Man, Yawll enturrin da ghetto! teerrrn leffft and' hit up tha likor store beeotch! Nah Nah Nah Nah Yawll misst da teeern. You are reallly dumm. Fur reel. amirite?
@rawr_ur_dead Okay, you people are boring me. I am off (for now, duh.)

Have you ever heard of second hand embarrassment? Well, just in case you haven't, it is when you feel embarrassed because somebody else just terribly embarrassed themselves. I feel that now. It's because you sound fucking stupid.

Anonymous +155Reply
@I really don't get it... Agh I'm an idiot. Explain it? Please?

Well, the "I'm feeling Lucky" part refers to the act of caressing the Lucky Charms cereal mascot. In the past decade, there have been countless claims that Lucky is sexually exploiting the young children that continually keep the cereal away from him. One of the more prominent cases, Lucky vs. Hot Blonde Bitch, was a case that involved the famed mascot's alleged sexual and violent relationship with one of the girls. The rape charges were dropped but Lucky was in fact charged with child abuse. Nowadays, the "I'm feeling Lucky" phrase has come to mean "I'm feeling imprisoned," because he's spent the last 16 months in Rainbow County jail.

I hope that clears things up.

The second letter of your name is a vowel. amirite?
I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening, amirite?

How dare you, sir. How DARE you. There are STARVING children in Africa, and there you are sitting comfortably, loitering upon your high-horse in an eatery. How, in your feeble, toxic mind could you even FATHOM ordering food from-- oh. That's not the point of the post.

Anonymous +119Reply
I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening, amirite?
@Wow, Amirite's gone downhill since I was last on here.

Are you kidding Anonymous? I see you around ALL THE TIME

I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening, amirite?
Anonymous +47Reply
I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening, amirite?
@1192987

Knock knock jokes!? Knock knock jokes are insensitive to people without doors!

Even though you don't like black people in general, you have a lot of black rappers on your Zune, amirite?

i'm so offended at this post! HOW DARE YOU SAY I HAVE A ZUNE!!!

when you are eating fruit, you are eating female plant ovaries. and if you are allergic to pollen, you are allergic to plant sperm, amirite?