+321When you were growing up, you KNEW you were in BIG trouble if your mom called you by your middle name, amirite?
+17Bank cards should have a digital screen built into them that will tell you the account balance when you type your PIN, amirite?
+218A person's biggest problem is their BIGGEST PROBLEM, no matter how small it may seem to others. It's the one keeping them up at night and occupying their thoughts all day, amirite?
+122Your boss (or principal) never just calls you to the office for tea and cookies, amirite?
+20You can choose who are your friends, but when it comes to family you are just fucked, amirite?
+493Getting clothes at Goodwill is too mainstream for me. I steal clothes from homeless people, amirite?
+657How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and one to hold the penis... wait, I meant the ladder, amirite?
+292When you're listening to a song and you can't make out the words and you look at the lyrics, the words are so much clearer all of a sudden, amirite?
+154It's annoying when you try to know more about an issue so that you can form your own opinion, but all the sources you find are heavily biased, amirite?