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Getting married to have sex is like getting on an airplane to have peanuts, amirite?

It sucks that they don't serve peanuts on planes anymore though D:

You cant swallow 3 times in a row really fast, amirite?

You can if you're drinking something :D

Girls: once a guy gets to know you, the size of your tits does not even matter, almost all guys would rather date an awesome girl with small tits than a total bitch with cannons, amirite?

LMAO, canons XD and shut up. Obviously a guy is shallow if he cares about boob size after getting to really know a girl.

Its truly disgusting when a girl thinks its okay to go into the beach/pool on her period WITHOUT wearing a pad or tampon. amirite?
@Keith_Stone You should not be friends with her anymore. That is vile.

Lmao. I even offered her a tampon once and shes like "oh when you get inside the water, your period stops flowing". I'm like "bitch. NO -___-"

Fat people are good roll models, amirite?

Lmao, this post was hilarious... Not for fat people though XD

Getting married to have sex is like getting on an airplane to have peanuts, amirite?
Getting married to have sex is like getting on an airplane to have peanuts, amirite?
@armtheangels Seriously??? Man I'm a lot less excited about going on a plane in a few months...

Well I recently rode JetBlue and SouthWest, and neither served peanuts. Just other "assorted snacks". I'm like where are the damn peanuts?! ):<

It's ironic that the Beatles, of all bands, would have a song called "Come Together", amirite?
It doesn't matter if the boy is shorter than the girl in a relationship, amirite?

I said no way because my ex was a good foot and a half shorter than me. And trust me it ISNT BETTER. Im not shallow, dont get me wrong, because I really did like him. But as a girl, I felt like a giant. And I could never lay my head on him, have him hug me and feel protected or whatever, get piggyback rides, etc etc. As sad as it is to say, its better if the guy is taller/bigger :/

When Tommy from the Rugrats pulls out the screwdriver you know shits going down!! amirite?

FB group AND a repeat. Damn two in one. Good for you.

Getting married to have sex is like getting on an airplane to have peanuts, amirite?
@armtheangels Ugh I'm going on SouthWest! The peanuts were the best part of the flight!

Lmao. I feel you D: But if you have a whole 5 bucks to spare and want to get ripped off, buy some at one of the food places in the airport :P lol.

Its truly disgusting when a girl thinks its okay to go into the beach/pool on her period WITHOUT wearing a pad or tampon. amirite?
@Keith_Stone Or both. I would enjoy doing something like that very much, because what she's doing deserves that kind of treatment.

Lmao seriously. Its just NASTY. And what really makes me wanna throw up, is when we go to the pool with friends and shit and she asks me to carry her during a chicken fight. "Uh WHAT? Yeah-NO."

Girls who want to get pregnant when they are young (14-17) just to keep their boyfriends are dumbasses. amirite?

Boyfriends: Temporary. Babies: FOREVER.

Getting married to have sex is like getting on an airplane to have peanuts, amirite?
Its truly disgusting when a girl thinks its okay to go into the beach/pool on her period WITHOUT wearing a pad or tampon. amirite?
@A girl can't wear a pad in a pool either.. YUCK.

Thats true o.O I shouldve just put tampon. But thats fucking gross. My friend does that so much and I'm like "dude that gross".