+348Why do babies enjoy being thrown in the air? How terrifying would it be if a giant repeatedly tossed you above their head? amirite?
+3,234Look at your post, now back to mine, now back to your post, now back to mine. Sadly, it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and hating and started posting about something that makes sense, it could look like it's mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a page with the post your post could look like. Look again, the post now has been voted up. amirite?
+620Next time the cashier asks you, "Paper or plastic?" reply with, "It doesn't matter, I'm bi-sack-sual" and see the reaction, amirite?
+2,871The Leaning Tower of Pisa is leaning because it is in Italy, and therefore built in italics, amirite?
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+418My girlfriend has a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and act like a bitch all the time. amirite?
+1,079"I'M PREGNANT!" is a perfect way to get your parent's attention, no matter what gender. amirite?
+716It's awkward when you open the door in your pajamas; but then again, that's an awkward place to put a door, amirite?